Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
horribleevening
Hornsby, Australia
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
nobueno
Heads up
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Privacy please
Richmond, United States
So, as I was saying before I was interrupted by your colon…
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
0h_Boy
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Content warning
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26
I got bad news about your sex game...
MrSarcasmic 10
she was actually writing an FML of her own
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Comments (83)
drew12089 2
Sorry but if you're still inside her and she's checking her email YOU aren't doing something right
sammyjanette 17
Wow, I just Had Sex started playing in my iTunes while I was reading this FML. She's still having sex with even though she doesn't find it particularly enjoyable. I don't see what the problem is. She's not complaining about it, and your only complaint about her performance was that she seemed bored, so it's obviously enjoyable for you. Where's the problem?
davincidasecond 24
What do you mean where's the problem? I personally would be pretty concerned of my girlfriend was checking her phone while we were having sex. For me, sex isn't really enjoyable unless I know my partner is also enjoying it.
ballpython 15
If that happened to me I would have grabbed my phone and texted her to see what the hell was the problem.
Sykes_1014 0
Must've not been good lol
mattuti 8
Finish and post a facebook status about it, possibly with pictures
avapaige1234 19
Time to rev up your performance, OP!
jhs578650 9
No, it is time for the OP's wife to stop checking her email during sex, and communicate what she likes in bed. People are responsible for their own orgasms. If the wife is dissatisfied then she needs to help fix the problem.
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
It would be funny if she decided to check out her JUNK mail box at that time.
Yolandababy2 14
Damn. Sex must really be that bad if she can stop and check her email. Lol
Zebediabolical 43
If you go doggystyle your laptop can rest conveniently on her back. Then you can both check your email.
amifaiyaz 12
time to spice things up.