Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
horribleevening
Hornsby, Australia
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
nobueno
Heads up
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Privacy please
Richmond, United States
So, as I was saying before I was interrupted by your colon…
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
0h_Boy
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Content warning
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26
I got bad news about your sex game...
MrSarcasmic 10
she was actually writing an FML of her own
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Comments (83)
Zebediabolical 43
At least it was just email and not some online game. Bejewelled would be bad enough. But something more involved like an MMO would be even more of a slap in the face. FYL, OP. But do some internet research on new techniques to try.
Grayness_ 26
:o You aren't doing it hard enough buddy!!
Cyrus00 41
Lol exactly what I was thinking, her hands should be on the headboard!
TheNewGuy03 28
**** her harder, and see if she has the capacity to check email. Or you have a microscopic penis and no knowledge of what makes your wife get off. Talk to her!
cd8919 12
Do some research on what could help spice up your love life.
Clintdapict 4
The world doesn't stop just because you're gettin busy...
BadKitty13 28
Sorry to break this to you ...... um YOU SUCK AT SEX ! ?
gatorgirl2669 6
sounds like you need to get some new bed moves... and a no phones in the bed policy.... wow that is harsh
bigwill420 11
Work it better bro
khaya 9
"Your mom sent me something", pretty much kills the mood, or helps if you're into that kind of stuff.
raphael1123 13
You were in her inbox, so she's checking her other inbox.