Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
horribleevening
Hornsby, Australia
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
nobueno
Heads up
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Privacy please
Richmond, United States
So, as I was saying before I was interrupted by your colon…
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
0h_Boy
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Content warning
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26
I got bad news about your sex game...
MrSarcasmic 10
she was actually writing an FML of her own
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Comments (83)
DJ_Lyons 15
That sucks... did you finish?
montyss2000 4
that's when you finish on her face
plopyer10 8
**** your life? At least you got some!
Girreth 7
I have to agree. **** your life? More like **** your wife. In more ways than one.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Wow that's so disrespectful, I only check Facebook when my fiancé and I have sex, but emails?
fml121785 14
I really hope that was sarcasm... For your partner's sake!
dathan 14
23, you're an idiot.
ballpython 15
#23 - /facedesk
meherm 11
Time to spice things up?
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds like she finished first and got bored .... Step up the game.
Sylvasa 15
if she actually finished i doubt she was bored.
noelasis94 18
That would be about the time she started singing roll out wouldn't it?
helmiz 17
multi-tasking
ocramavaf 15
as the great akon once sung "doesn't matter had sex" however talk to her about it and see how you can involve her more into the whole act
kkmwong 11
Looks like you should think about switching Inboxes.
skip_m 6
You've got male!