By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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C6Racer 0

220 *metaphorical like button*

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impregnator 0

optimus prime. or optimal prostitute(miss bunny)

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MissBunny25 0

awww.. impregnator :') you're too sweet to me! :D

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erinryan96 0

dont worry about sex worry about her smoking and quitting which do you want: sex or her being healthy besides if she lives longer you can have more wish her luck

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circlejerk69 0

it takes 3 weeks to make and break a habit

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DiamondFinish 0

Orgy of Pansexuals

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circlejerk69 0

she would die after him so it will allow the to be reunited in the after line sooner

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Ooo I love pipes. and smoke. oh boners.

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