Clean it up? OP can't even get his/her lazy ass out of bed to let the dog out in the first place. Apparently the dog is expected to unlock/open the door on her own.

^agreed haha

55... ever heard of a doggy door? haha

wait, anybody else notice op thought it was gross to poop the bed. hmmm. maybe that's why nobody sleeps over at my house twice.

YDI for having a lazy dog, make it not lazy, motivate it, dont force it. You can feed it all you want, doesnt make you a good owner

61, I've heard of them, but since the OP is too lazy to clean her bed, she is also too lazy to install one.

85 I'm dying. lolololol

Maybe he/she was still asleep when the dog defecated in his/her bed. Perhaps the dog is getting old, or simply lazy. Most dogs would at least go on the floor, if not insist on going out. But, then again, you are just a troll.

it's a shity dog. :D c what I do there.?

Speaking of which, I really need to buy that crate of sniper rifle ammunition. Oh wait, I'm slipping over into my Douche x3 personality... HURR DURR HERPY DERPY DERPZ ITZ A SHITTY SITUASHON TIEP PUN LOLOLOLULULZ Well shit, I'm sorry you had to witness that, TulsaFML, but at least your days among the living are numbered anyway. You won't have to live with the mental scarring for that much longer.

Guess what? That's a shitty situat... Oh. Nevermind.

Well, you might as well not leave any loop holes. Let's throw in the following synonyms too: Anal impaction, ass goblins, ass kabobs, ass monkeys, black banana, blind eels, blow mud, boggy crapper, boulder, butt dribblets, butt drool, ca-ca, cattle cookies, chimp chunks, chocolate channel chewie, chocolate explosion, colon cannonballs, corn eyed butt snake, corn massacre, cow farts, crap, creamy butt nuggets, cut off a load, defecate, digested Crayola box, dog logs, doggy sausage, drop ass goblins, dukey (my personal favorite), dump, Easter Bunny's present, egest, elk duds, excretion, frightened turtle, hardened fudge nuggets, hell's candy, human expresso machine, Indian rug burns, kagatzka, keester cakes, lawn sausage, Mississippi mud, monglin cluster shit, mudfat balls, pass, peanut butter poop, potty animals, product of Uranus, screaming mimis, sea pickle, sewer serpents, shitsicles, space slug, stool, Super Shit Man, supersonic sewer sauce, talk to a man about a horse, tangy butt nuts, the fourth teletubby, toilet bowl stew, tom cruise missiles, toxic turdeys, turd tunnel tasty, and yellow submarine.

lol @ yellow submarine (:

nahhh I just like the beatles and I thought that was random so it made me laugh (I must admit I did not read it just saw that) (:

38 nice novel, bro

lol @ 38: corn eye butt snake

Digested Crayola box?! XD WOW

The 4th teletubby LOL

LMAO THE 4th TELETUBBY (:

hey 12, did you just have a seizure?

I think we should date. You sound like my kinda man.

akwarrrd^^ but so so true :) () () (*_*) ((__))o

it's a dog!

or never even gave a fuck to train him properly in the first place.

ditto

how do you figure the dog is sick? sounds like just a poorly trained dog to me.

oooo can I come sleep with you?

Ewww gross!

cats do that to try to show they are the boss of you. s'true