By poopybed - 01/04/2011 21:12 - United States
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Well, you might as well not leave any loop holes. Let's throw in the following synonyms too: Anal impaction, ass goblins, ass kabobs, ass monkeys, black banana, blind eels, blow mud, boggy crapper, boulder, butt dribblets, butt drool, ca-ca, cattle cookies, chimp chunks, chocolate channel chewie, chocolate explosion, colon cannonballs, corn eyed butt snake, corn massacre, cow farts, crap, creamy butt nuggets, cut off a load, defecate, digested Crayola box, dog logs, doggy sausage, drop ass goblins, dukey (my personal favorite), dump, Easter Bunny's present, egest, elk duds, excretion, frightened turtle, hardened fudge nuggets, hell's candy, human expresso machine, Indian rug burns, kagatzka, keester cakes, lawn sausage, Mississippi mud, monglin cluster shit, mudfat balls, pass, peanut butter poop, potty animals, product of Uranus, screaming mimis, sea pickle, sewer serpents, shitsicles, space slug, stool, Super Shit Man, supersonic sewer sauce, talk to a man about a horse, tangy butt nuts, the fourth teletubby, toilet bowl stew, tom cruise missiles, toxic turdeys, turd tunnel tasty, and yellow submarine.
I wouldn't get out of bed to poop if I knew someone else would clean it up. Why bother!?