Intimacy: Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at...

By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

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Cheating with the showerhead

By Anonymous - 12/12/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Deathhound 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:58

Why did she say it then?

gunmania0 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:11

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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tragicnightmare 15

Monday 31 October 2011 1:05

I can understand her though

thefaced 0

Monday 31 October 2011 1:30

I'm surprised she didn't squat on you...

orph_the_d 5

Monday 31 October 2011 1:37

I don't understand why watching **** and masturbating is a problem? I mean if he loves you and YOUR happy with your sex life/frequency wtf is the big deal? Dude needs to jack it let him, it's not ALWAYS about you lady. Glad I'm a lesbian, cuz damn you breeders have some dumb crap to get offended with. If she needs to handle some business and I ain't around more power to her...though I think it's hot so she won't be alone long if I find her but still...why can't it just be about your partner fulfilling a need they have?? Why does it HAVE to be all about YOU? I don't think I am ever going to understand why it's a problem for some spouses...

hazardmuffin 21

Monday 31 October 2011 1:56

What's wrong with watching ****? I think this woman seems a little insecure... Though OP is a idiot for trying to fix the situation like that.

BD_Swingin 0

Monday 31 October 2011 2:20

Sounds like you've got a small pre-dick-ament hehe.. Yeah that wasn't funny, screw off.

evil_toad 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:14

Obviously she won't because she's pissed

P374RD3D 9

Monday 31 October 2011 4:17

She just answered her own question

metalcoremaster 4

Monday 31 October 2011 4:29

If she isn't going to take care of you then you have to take care of yourself

sierrajane 1

Monday 31 October 2011 4:38

She probably said no because what wife/gf would want to be asked that after seeing their man jacking off to ****?! You obviously were second best, duh.