Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
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Deathhound 27
Why did she say it then?
gunmania0 12
Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.
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tragicnightmare 15
I can understand her though
thefaced 0
I'm surprised she didn't squat on you...
orph_the_d 5
I don't understand why watching **** and masturbating is a problem? I mean if he loves you and YOUR happy with your sex life/frequency wtf is the big deal? Dude needs to jack it let him, it's not ALWAYS about you lady. Glad I'm a lesbian, cuz damn you breeders have some dumb crap to get offended with. If she needs to handle some business and I ain't around more power to her...though I think it's hot so she won't be alone long if I find her but still...why can't it just be about your partner fulfilling a need they have?? Why does it HAVE to be all about YOU? I don't think I am ever going to understand why it's a problem for some spouses...
hazardmuffin 21
What's wrong with watching ****? I think this woman seems a little insecure... Though OP is a idiot for trying to fix the situation like that.
BD_Swingin 0
Sounds like you've got a small pre-dick-ament hehe.. Yeah that wasn't funny, screw off.
evil_toad 0
Obviously she won't because she's pissed
P374RD3D 9
She just answered her own question
metalcoremaster 4
If she isn't going to take care of you then you have to take care of yourself
sierrajane 1
She probably said no because what wife/gf would want to be asked that after seeing their man jacking off to ****?! You obviously were second best, duh.
11grace18 5
uh she probably wasn't in the mood and was too proud and angry at the time. ask her tmrw, she'll say yes :)