By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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gunmania0 12

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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dancersinger124 7

Obviously she's gonna say no!

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foreverfuckedd 0

You could have at least invited her to watch it with you.

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sailorarctic 22

OP deserved to be told no. Not because he was watching ****, but because he had the audacity to turn around and ask for sex when his girl is clearly pissed off at him. There's nothing wrong with ****, but he can't say FML just because wife turned him down while she's pissed at him for flying solo.

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suchsmallhands 0

she said no because you were jacking off to other womens' bodies. she felt unappreciated, I bet. I'd have said no as well.

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Daydreamer4466 6

That bitch she should get on her back and let go all the way.

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