Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
Today, my wife shouted at me for masturbating in the shower, because, "It’s disgusting." She hasn’t touched me sexually in two years FML
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
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Deathhound 27
Why did she say it then?
gunmania0 12
Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.
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Comments (180)
tehzilla 12
If I ever walked in on my boyfriend jacking off to ****, I wouldn't be instantly turned off or completely insecure or anything like that. Who the **** cares, he's a grown man, he can do what he wants. If his wife is going to completely freak out like that, she needs to know that it isn't a slight against her or anything, and even if she is up for sex all the time, sometimes ya just need some alone time!
musicat29 6
Well duh, of course she wasn't in the mood after catching you like that...
rebanne 5
You're an asshole. My husband prefers **** to me when I do all the things he wants. Why aren't the real things enough?!? ASSHOLE.
clementine00 1
well she probably didn't want to have sex with you after that. I wouldn't want to have sex with my boyfriend after that.
clementine00 1
try being romantic first.
kaikai234 4
I wouldn't want to have sex as your 'second' choice ask first wake off later.
BeatleJames1393 0
"saw-REE!" ......... .............. *fap fap fap fap fap...*
Nerdy_smooth 8
Dude I do that and my girlfriend walked in she'd yell at me too then eventually she'd want to watch too
akichan15 5
it's just ****. what's her deal? :/
SummerTime69 5
Point proven!