By Anonymous - 08/08/2018 20:30

Today, at 9 o’clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML
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JasonThorn 20

Looks like you gave work safety the finger and it took more than that....

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real life problems 26

Did it make things uncomfortable between you two again?

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JasonThorn 20

Looks like you gave work safety the finger and it took more than that....

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real life problems 26

Did it make things uncomfortable between you two again?

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Glowworm56 26

Where is is tall man, where is tall man? In the machine. In the machine. It bit off my finger, it bit off my finger. Hear me scream. Hear me scream.

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real life problems 26

Can you pray for me to win the lottery, in case a prayer works for once

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julfunky 29

What exactly are prayers going to do now?

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Charlie Given 26

Wow ouch sorry for ya, so is your new name Lefty or Righty or how about 8&1/3 😊

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RichardPencil 30

You lost your whole middle finger? How are you going to be able to drive now? I use my middle finger to drive more than my turn signals, horn and windshield wipers combined!

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DraftHail614 17

How could anyone say YDI?

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Joseph Remington Rayburn 7

Easy, OP literally said he was getting too comfortable around it. Heavy machinery, or any machinery capable of bending, breaking, or removing something that is much stronger than flesh and bone should always be feared and respected. OP failed to follow that rule, and learned what happens when you don't.

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Finger lickin good.

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