Looks like you gave work safety the finger and it took more than that....

ow...

Did it make things uncomfortable between you two again?

Where is is tall man, where is tall man?
In the machine. In the machine.
It bit off my finger, it bit off my finger.
Hear me scream.
Hear me scream.

This makes no sense

It’s a nursery rhyme

Ouch. Praying for you.

Can you pray for me to win the lottery, in case a prayer works for once

What exactly are prayers going to do now?

How comfortable were you getting with that machine exactly? I mean we're you spooning and one thing led to another and your hands started roaming? I imagine you could have lost more than just your fingers if you had gone any further...

He was probably leaning against it... get your mind out of the gutter

Wow ouch sorry for ya, so is your new name Lefty or Righty or how about 8&1/3 😊

You lost your whole middle finger?

How are you going to be able to drive now? I use my middle finger to drive more than my turn signals, horn and windshield wipers combined!

hola brother

How could anyone say YDI?

Easy, OP literally said he was getting too comfortable around it. Heavy machinery, or any machinery capable of bending, breaking, or removing something that is much stronger than flesh and bone should always be feared and respected. OP failed to follow that rule, and learned what happens when you don't.

Finger lickin good.