Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
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Today, I dressed up for work, even though I work from home. My wife insists that I look great in suits, she wanted me to wear them at home, and I don't really mind. On the other hand, she keeps wearing the same dirty clothes for two weeks because she doesn't care about how she looks. FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML
Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML
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null_fml 11
You: "You ALMOST look like a supermodel..." Her: *death glare* You: "...but you couldn't be a supermodel, or you'd put the airbrush/Photoshop technicians out of a job!"
RR05 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA woman are ******* crazy!!
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Nighta9 0
geez 131 is right. i'm suprised you didnt get b*tch slaped for saying almost.
Allegra88 0
The girl just wanted some reassurance from her partner. I agree that she overreacted to his response but personally I can understand how some people could take ‘almost’ the wrong way. When you ask your partner a question like that you just want reassurance, for example if you ask your girlfriend if your penis is the biggest she’s ever seen, you want to make the top 5, at least. Girls can be vain creatures and we want to think that we are the best looking girl in the world (although we know it’s not true) and it’s our partner we turn to when we want this reflected. Note to men, we don’t want to hear how gorgeous you think other women are and we don’t want to hear that we are almost or kind of good looking... just tell us we are the best and we will be putty in your hands. Maybe it’s not honesty, but on average people lie four times per day. Just make telling your girlfriend or wife she looks like a supermodel one of those lies and you will never sleep on the couch again. Also there is really no need to be calling all women *****... everyone has the potential to be a ****. Its people like you who should be sleeping on the couch
sexpanther10 0
what a bitch. shoulda told her she looks like a shit eaten by a dog, vomited back up.
blairyboo 0
boy, your whipped!!(;
bxenon 0
divorce her ass
alexxss_fml 10
wow. I seriously despise women who are like that. they just need to chill once in a while! sheeessh!
88sforlife 0
I Loled My Asz Off To
chicobear90210 0
wow. what an overreaction. she asked you what you thought and you answered her. she needs to learn how to take a compliment.
Volcom722 2
Wow.. Some people just don't know how to take a compliment. Your answer could've been a lot worse, at least you said something nice.
califormula 0
you're an idiot