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By Hatty - United Kingdom

What the fuck was that?

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
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And today, on Dr Phil…

Mr Commitment

So that makes it alright?

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  lubby_fml  |  0

I see how hair can be very scary....thats why I always shave mine. If you don't, it might kill you in your sleep. ; )

2 things I found funny in this fml:

1) Sittin' on toilet...sittin' on a toilet! (If you dont know where that is from, I feel sad for you)

2) BUM CHEEKS are awesome.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Me too, #7. Well, not exactly scared but I will sometimes thing there is a bug on me or someone is tickling me when it's just my hair. I felt it brush just above my waist once and freaked out; I gadn't realised it had gotten that long.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

I believe VeryNice was referring to marley's pic. Someone posted the url back in the original thread where the former and the current pics can be found. There was a debate as to whether or not is really marley or if she is a poser pulling pix from online.

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