What the fuck was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
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I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.

oh no something is on my shoulder! im gonna go jump off the toilet and hit my face on the toilet paper!

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in so srry tht sucks

Don't worry I get scared of my hair to

tweetbaby14 18

well you could try I dunno cutting your hair if it scares you. I think that's what I'm gonna be for halloween and come to your house and scare you.

@12 lmao. :-P I get scared of my hair as well

lol that sounds like something i would do. hahahaah at least its a funny storyy to tell ur friends.

YDI for having a bum, those things are expensive.

I agree this is not uncommon

that wasn't your hair... it was mine!

I see how hair can be very scary....thats why I always shave mine. If you don't, it might kill you in your sleep. ; ) 2 things I found funny in this fml: 1) Sittin' on toilet...sittin' on a toilet! (If you dont know where that is from, I feel sad for you) 2) BUM CHEEKS are awesome.

Was the toilet seat covered in lube?

omg after all those comments last night about your pic, you changed it...

I am pic! Unless you meant "whose"...

@45 I know where :D

Me too, #7. Well, not exactly scared but I will sometimes thing there is a bug on me or someone is tickling me when it's just my hair. I felt it brush just above my waist once and freaked out; I gadn't realised it had gotten that long.

I believe VeryNice was referring to marley's pic. Someone posted the url back in the original thread where the former and the current pics can be found. There was a debate as to whether or not is really marley or if she is a poser pulling pix from online.

Marley why don't you take a seat over there

is that possible?

God girls can't even take a shit right. Oh and there's a toilet in the kitchen? jk

Glad I am not the only person that this happens to, Lol! :) The bruise will go away in a few days, until then FYL.

Wow that really sucks! Hope you're doing better, OP.

worlds smallest ass? how do you fall into the hole of the seat? those holes are norbert big

ok WOW huge fail by spellcheck norbert=not, -.-

whts a bum cheek?

haha #50 "hey lil boy, you wanna join my sleepover? all you need to do is find my lube" (MJ) random ass game... HILARIOUS

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahah! ur a fail.

yes 116- very emotastic

sry love this is a fake. I saw one like this few weeks ago. FML for knowin that :p

hahahaha fat ass

OP, you've helped redefine what it means to be a spaz. lay of the coffee huh?

sorry? u better check what it is before you spaz out?

Zelda made the word spaz, for always getting kidnapped.

What is it with Nintendo and kidnappinging?

Ehh, ignore the typo.

She could have just been caught off guard. No reason to call her a spaz. I have paranoia so this happened to me once in the dark.

wow lol fail!!!!! tht is awesome tho

eww Justin b¡tcher!!!!

it's not Justin's fault that she wasn't born without a penis.

Your picture makes me want to punch a baby. Your "sentences" and fanatic obsession with exclamation marks don't do anything to convince me otherwise.

shes commented on every post today so far, mommy must've finally let her make an account

I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.

not necessarily if you're sitting on the john. shit happens, man

lol!! why did the op fall off the toilet? Because the OP had no arms.

i think 6 is right! and probably a midget too

#14That's deep man, like your arms would have to be in order to not be able to use them to 'save face' as it were.

#14, I find your comment offensive.

LOL way to go OP *clap clap clap*

ha that's always funny when that happens

oh no something is on my shoulder! im gonna go jump off the toilet and hit my face on the toilet paper!

awwww. hey how do change your pic on ur profile here????

@13 you have to sign on the website. Then you can upload your picture, write in your profile, and send private messages. :)

i dont like how you worded it ..