By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:42 - United States

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
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Jimboom 11

Don't feel too bad. Dogs fashion senses are outdated.. I mean they are still wearing fur.. thats so 1900's!

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DocBastard 38

And when you need help with your homework, I presume you ask the cat? For financial advice, you turn to your stuffed bear?

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fallcakes 0

LOL!!!!!!!!!

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TookiMyCooki 0

Haha if I was your brother, I wouldn't of stopped laughing, either.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down Ohh, nooo So don't you bring me down today

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uzee 29

But you have to admit it was funny how it coincidentially fit together as if the dog threw up because of seeing her :D

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Mesocoollike 8

16, why do you keep writing lyrics on different FML's? It's so fascinating....

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TechnoTaco 0

Your dog really is a bitch then. *boom boom tss!* ;]

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KiddNYC1O 20

"wouldn't of"? Oh, God.

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fakeaccountX 6

She was telling you to throw up more so that you lose weight and can actually fit in your dress.

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comment11111 39

I would laugh too, hilarious!

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Oblique 0

I'm pretty sure your not as pretty as you think ...

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NyopQ 6

That pic is hilarious

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NightMarePuppy 0

OP is pretty! That dog is a bitch

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babygir1998 0

well just look at ur pic!!

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KalieRanee 4

Says the persin whos picture looks like a gorillas butt.. Thats a face not even a mother can love!

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lalalambaabaa 3

technically, yeah, lol

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supaisu 0

hopefully you'll look back on this and laugh, OP.

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pinkpillowz 0

hahaha 3 your picture is as funny as the FML!!

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shelbysnowstorm 0

and this is why you dont ask your dog for an opinion(;

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kylelove 8

That's exactly what I was going to say!!!!!

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tacobird123 7

LMAFO XD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jimboom 11

Don't feel too bad. Dogs fashion senses are outdated.. I mean they are still wearing fur.. thats so 1900's!

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eddieyes 0

lmfao u made my day

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iDoWhatiWantTo 0

HAHA wow that is just amazing best thing all day

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GemmaAnne 10

Or they are ******* color blind oh wait you might not know that!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Yeah, it's pretty much a brother's job to tease you about stuff like that. Be a little less vain. Fishing for compliments from a dog? Pathetic.

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mintcar 9

You asked your dog? That's the real FML here.

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skyttlz 32

it was probably just a casual "how do I look." sometimes I ask myself in my head so maybe OP was just thinking out loud

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flickrus 0

HAHAHAHA I would laugh at you 2...and I am

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DocBastard 38

And when you need help with your homework, I presume you ask the cat? For financial advice, you turn to your stuffed bear?

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stronghand0331 17

No Doc, that's preposterous. She'd most likely ask the hamster for financial advice.

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that1guyyy 12

people talk to their pets for fun all the time knowing they cant fully understand and respond. stop blowing this out of proportion and thinking you're clever

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DocBastard 38

You mean my mommy was wrong? I'm not a clever boy because I made a silly joke about a silly FML? Oh no! Whatever shall I do??? Shut up, son. The only person blowing anything out of proportion is you. Learn how to recognize a joke.

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stronghand0331 17

Excuse me fella, just because Doc made a funny doesn't mean he's blowing anything out of proportion. Therefore, you can proceed to stuck that in your juice box and SUCK it.

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shadyecko 0

46- Hahahahahaha that was so funny! I'm just screwing with you, you suck. Dont insult DocBastard or his daughter.

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