By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:42 - United States
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down Ohh, nooo
So don't you bring me down today

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  that1guyyy  |  12

people talk to their pets for fun all the time knowing they cant fully understand and respond. stop blowing this out of proportion and thinking you're clever

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  DocBastard  |  38

You mean my mommy was wrong? I'm not a clever boy because I made a silly joke about a silly FML? Oh no! Whatever shall I do???

Shut up, son. The only person blowing anything out of proportion is you. Learn how to recognize a joke.

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  stronghand0331  |  17

Excuse me fella, just because Doc made a funny doesn't mean he's blowing anything out of proportion. Therefore, you can proceed to stuck that in your juice box and SUCK it.