Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Top comments
rbubbles 20
what a *****, fyl op
emmiep1011 7
there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...
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Comments (99)
maiimpressivetit 0
wow that's too bad :"( and really sad. **** her. '
atomicbaboon 0
I don't think he wants to anymore.
soccerluva19 0
now that is what I call a lady.... a sexy lady
Crazybadger1818 0
what a **** br sorry
knifeintheheart 0
What a shame. I think my wife may have other love intrest cause she sure isn't interested in me. I feel for you man. At least you know and now you can move on from that ****.
ProhibitionRose 14
take her skanky ass to the cleaners!
dragonLuver 0
move on she's not worth going back for because she did that to you
Daboomboom 9
what a ****! pathetic too. and too much if a coward to leave first
accordman 0
bad bad people
iceman26 0
I think it's sad that so many women feel that they must, at all times, be with a man. are there any strong women out there?
darkpyro0988 0
I love how everyone is bagging on her... there's a good chance you were a shitty spouse OP... not that you deserve it but you probably are less innocent than you seem