Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML
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Chunchunchun
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I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)
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lettertjes
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You can get a cat out of your bed without kicking it, you know. Just lift it up and put it on the ground. Or lift it up and put it on a more convenient place on your bed. It'll most likely just continue sleeping.
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heiiress
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I don't get it LOL
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
Her cat was sleeping on her bed in a place where the OP couldn't position herself arouind it. She didn't want to move the cat because she wanted to prove to her brother that the cat loved her more
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WindsweptSky
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I see how you are right. I also see how childish this OP is that she had to "prove her LITTLE brother who is in 6th grade wrong". Something wrong a little deeper? I think so.
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andruha1123
| 5
your life sound like mine yay!
antiflood is some bf
antiflood is some bf
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heiiress
| 0
What does being an unemployed college student have to do with it though :P
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THeInSpEraTIOn4u
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how is this an fml.
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jgilez
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don't worry the cat loves you mote you have things in common your both pussys. For real you got owned by a 12 year old get ready for a life full of fail.
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Giorgio272
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go for some cat spooning. your the big spoon cat is the little one. just remember though beastiality is animal rape.
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RosaOnThis
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instincts !
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eazyeeze
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There's a lot of pussy lovers on FML
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killthepresident
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this is awesome!
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ttorigibson
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how would your brother even find out?
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gutzzzz
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maybe if she kicked the cat out, it would go to her brothers room
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madarchod
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useless people all over in the world
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AnRom
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hah, I've so done that before
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Sunset_Taco
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what you do is pet the cat until it's awake, then as it's in a state of tired happiness, pick it up and move it. keep petting until it's comfortable, and then stop and sleep.
sheesh. you suck with cats.
sheesh. you suck with cats.
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MiSTERmAttt
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahhhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahfuxk you man hahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
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528Alice491
| 3
Oh god, get over it! That can't doesn't give a crap! Are you kidding me?! Cats were freaking made to sleep and be self centered, he's probably just using you're dumb ass for a nice warm bed and he's laughing at you while you toss and turn!!
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whatOu
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That's what I was thinking, do they share a room ? Ahah
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WindsweptSky
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I don't really get why you couldn't kick the cat out of the bed. Eh. FYL?
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phillyboss25
| 0
these Fml these days are pointless
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TaylorDev
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They are not even FML's, FML should have regulations that if the post doesn't include some sort of physical violence or physical problem they shouldn't be posted :|
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Gerblat
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Kick it out of bed right meow
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Jessi_Rose96
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Calm! Don't kill the anti-flood, ok? It's not worth it!!!
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jemmmaa
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what is anti flood?
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jplumbob
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make two or more posts within a minute and you will have your answer.
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jemmmaa
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ohh, that explains it. thanks :)
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Chunchunchun
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I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)
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thensome
| 1
Are you in kindergarten or college? Kick the cat out of the bed.
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hahism
| 0
WHAT THE FISH??? what is being an unemployed college student got to do with kicking your cat out of bed??? this does not make sense on so many levels...
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CreepyGuy666
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Like that you'll never get a Pussy...
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twirliegirlie
| 0
what the fish!!!! I luv it ;)
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MiamiJeanPierre
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I'm a fag
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harderbaby
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dafuq. this fml is just like, rambling or something..
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fits138
| 0
How did this get approved? Lame. Doesn't even make sense.