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I don't get it LOL
your life sound like mine yay! antiflood is some bf
What does being an unemployed college student have to do with it though :P
how is this an fml.
don't worry the cat loves you mote you have things in common your both pussys. For real you got owned by a 12 year old get ready for a life full of fail.
instincts !
this is awesome!
how would your brother even find out?
maybe if she kicked the cat out, it would go to her brothers room
useless people all over in the world
hah, I've so done that before
what you do is pet the cat until it's awake, then as it's in a state of tired happiness, pick it up and move it. keep petting until it's comfortable, and then stop and sleep. sheesh. you suck with cats.
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That's what I was thinking, do they share a room ? Ahah
these Fml these days are pointless
They are not even FML's, FML should have regulations that if the post doesn't include some sort of physical violence or physical problem they shouldn't be posted :|
Kick it out of bed right meow
Calm! Don't kill the anti-flood, ok? It's not worth it!!!
what is anti flood?
make two or more posts within a minute and you will have your answer.
ohh, that explains it. thanks :)
I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)
Are you in kindergarten or college? Kick the cat out of the bed.
WHAT THE FISH??? what is being an unemployed college student got to do with kicking your cat out of bed??? this does not make sense on so many levels...
Like that you'll never get a Pussy...
what the fish!!!! I luv it ;)
I'm a fag
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You can get a cat out of your bed without kicking it, you know. Just lift it up and put it on the ground. Or lift it up and put it on a more convenient place on your bed. It'll most likely just continue sleeping.
I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)