FML : Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because...

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Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Teresa - / Friday 28 May 2010 04:30 / United States

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By Chunchunchun | 3

#1010152 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:20

I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)

By lettertjes | 0

#1010218 - Friday 28 May 2010 13:22

You can get a cat out of your bed without kicking it, you know. Just lift it up and put it on the ground. Or lift it up and put it on a more convenient place on your bed. It'll most likely just continue sleeping.

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By heiiress | 0

#1010142 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:14

I don't get it LOL

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#1010170 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:30

Her cat was sleeping on her bed in a place where the OP couldn't position herself arouind it. She didn't want to move the cat because she wanted to prove to her brother that the cat loved her more

WindsweptSky | 5

#1010175 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:33

I see how you are right. I also see how childish this OP is that she had to "prove her LITTLE brother who is in 6th grade wrong". Something wrong a little deeper? I think so.

andruha1123 | 5

#1010176 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:33

your life sound like mine yay!
antiflood is some bf

heiiress | 0

#1010178 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:34

What does being an unemployed college student have to do with it though :P

THeInSpEraTIOn4u | 0

#1010205 - Friday 28 May 2010 13:09

how is this an fml.

jgilez | 0

#1010222 - Friday 28 May 2010 13:28

don't worry the cat loves you mote you have things in common your both pussys. For real you got owned by a 12 year old get ready for a life full of fail.

Giorgio272 | 2

#1010235 - Friday 28 May 2010 13:59

go for some cat spooning. your the big spoon cat is the little one. just remember though beastiality is animal rape.

RosaOnThis | 0

#1010239 - Friday 28 May 2010 14:07

instincts !

eazyeeze | 0

#1010240 - Friday 28 May 2010 14:08

There's a lot of pussy lovers on FML

killthepresident | 0

#1010339 - Friday 28 May 2010 16:43

this is awesome!

ttorigibson | 2

#1010376 - Friday 28 May 2010 17:44

how would your brother even find out?

gutzzzz | 0

#1010415 - Friday 28 May 2010 18:48

maybe if she kicked the cat out, it would go to her brothers room

madarchod | 0

#1010511 - Friday 28 May 2010 21:08

useless people all over in the world

AnRom | 0

#1011154 - Saturday 29 May 2010 11:20

hah, I've so done that before

Sunset_Taco | 0

#1012284 - Sunday 30 May 2010 6:53

what you do is pet the cat until it's awake, then as it's in a state of tired happiness, pick it up and move it. keep petting until it's comfortable, and then stop and sleep.

sheesh. you suck with cats.

MiSTERmAttt | 0

#1306135 - Friday 27 August 2010 3:15

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528Alice491 | 3

#5030008 - Thursday 11 October 2012 8:32

Oh god, get over it! That can't doesn't give a crap! Are you kidding me?! Cats were freaking made to sleep and be self centered, he's probably just using you're dumb ass for a nice warm bed and he's laughing at you while you toss and turn!!

whatOu | 4

#6009731 - Wednesday 16 July 2014 11:52

That's what I was thinking, do they share a room ? Ahah

By WindsweptSky | 5

#1010145 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:15

I don't really get why you couldn't kick the cat out of the bed. Eh. FYL?

phillyboss25 | 0

#1010265 - Friday 28 May 2010 15:21

these Fml these days are pointless

TaylorDev | 0

#1010287 - Friday 28 May 2010 16:00

They are not even FML's, FML should have regulations that if the post doesn't include some sort of physical violence or physical problem they shouldn't be posted :|

By Gerblat | 0

#1010149 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:16

Kick it out of bed right meow

Jessi_Rose96 | 0

#1010158 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:25

Calm! Don't kill the anti-flood, ok? It's not worth it!!!

jemmmaa | 0

#1010190 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:50

what is anti flood?

jplumbob | 4

#1010195 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:54

make two or more posts within a minute and you will have your answer.

jemmmaa | 0

#1010197 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:57

ohh, that explains it. thanks :)

By Chunchunchun | 3

#1010152 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:20

I never kick my cat off my bed no matter how uncomfortable it is :)

By thensome | 1

#1010153 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:21

Are you in kindergarten or college? Kick the cat out of the bed.

By hahism | 0

#1010155 - Friday 28 May 2010 12:23

WHAT THE FISH??? what is being an unemployed college student got to do with kicking your cat out of bed??? this does not make sense on so many levels...