Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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rbubbles 20
what a *****, fyl op
emmiep1011 7
there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...
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Comments (99)
SirSami 2
sounds like a true American lifestyle..
phatdaddy62 23
I'm a divorce lawyer. That shit happens.
paradiseisland01 0
so sorry to hear something like that , but your wife is a real freaking bitch and you deserve better.
blake4months 0
D'awww I'm sorry FYL man
ericminlu 0
that sucks
sdmarti 0
cant blame her 4 leavin her options open
scdragon 0
I'd bring your ***** ass on charges....she cheated and that is a crime
chan3968 4
sounds like my sorry ass ex
DATflyMEXICANO 0
Go to her boyfriend shoot him in both his shoulders and knees nd then his penis to ruin his sex life. Then stomp on his face nd scrape it on the concrete. Learn Spanish and move to Mexicoand begin a new life.
staymintyfresh 13
101- it's not the wife's boyfriends fault nearly as much as its her's she was the one that betrayed him. :)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP, I recommend replacing the words "my wife" with "my *****"