Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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Top comments
rbubbles 20
what a *****, fyl op
emmiep1011 7
there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...
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Comments (99)
doc_j 0
wow u sir have more control than i do. that body should never be seen again
Keyman1212 14
Cars tend to gravitate towards bitches as they J Walk. Don't worry, you'll be the one laughing when she's dead on the median.
ronnie0585 0
Sounds like you need a minty :-)
MollyDollLifee 1
She isn't worth it!
bitchslapped22 14
She's a smart lady.
Topygrl21 8
38- were you bitchslapped?
adam123add 0
you for real?
roeroe66 0
just have a 3 sum with her
austinkiser 3
just leave her cuz your relationship already fell through sorry to say
jazziness 12
a lot of divorces today :(
nadhirah 4
that's so high school. I don't think she was ever ready for a marriage.
sheethapins 13
How do use your own husband as a rebound? fyl op and wait for karma to catch up to her.