Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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rbubbles 20
what a *****, fyl op
emmiep1011 7
there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...
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mexicoman101 6
Your wife is a ***** man, she isn't worth suffering for.
AznRiceBox 0
I would date u
Skatejock21 0
That's the exact same story my neighbour told me when the family was moving out, the husband told me. It sucks bro.
vegaspowerlifter 0
why would some rate this at "YDI"???
Skatejock21 0
he must have done something. It's not always just 1 person in a divorce. Just because she asked for one, doesn't put him in the clear. My parents divorced when I was 11, and my dad tried to make it seem like he didn't do anything, when just the little things can cause a divorce. In other words, in some respects, he does deserve it, he chose to marry her.
TheNewGuy03 29
i'm not sure if i like the way your logic train is headed, though your point is interesting. yes, there are two sides to every story, and it's usually not a single person that causes a divorce (unless, of course, your wife is using you as a rebound anyway), but it seems like what you're saying is that he potentially deserves it for simply being in the marriage. it's like saying that if i'm in a train that derails and crashes into an embankment, i deserve to be hurt or killed merely by being in the train. get me? :p |the kid|
Aqua299 0
that sucks :) get her back :)
pan1cked 0
it disgusts me that some people still vote this as YDI. he didn't ask her to cheat, and he didn't cheat on her. she's nothin' but a ***** ass ho. FYL op. I hope you find a better woman!
jonan1212 5
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OCDC 9
I feel the same way. You took the words right out of my mouth.
heyred 11
Sounds like a king-wounded bullshit way if telling you that she's been cheating on you.
heyred 11
Whoops - long-winded.
dirtherder 1
that's sadly how most women seem to be these days. it's disgusting, sick, sleazy, not to mention immoral. did you stand by, knowingly, or just find out, tho??
GameAddikt 0
Take that bitch to court, any good judge, after hearing that will give you a lot more than her!