Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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rbubbles 20
what a *****, fyl op
emmiep1011 7
there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...
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Comments (99)
Goumbush 4
You need to get a good lawyer and sue that lying bitchfor all she has and make her miserable. Cheaters are scum
xzanex 22
Divorce her bitch ass!
sighingforever 7
That's absolutely disgusting!
mo3zz 13
She was using you as a trump card.. All I can advise is that you leave ASAP. wish her all the best because like they say, what goes around comes around! you can still have a nice life and be with someone more deserving of love. good luck.
TheAspieDork 27
I kinda hope her relationship with the other man falls through immediately after the divorce
tyrspencer 18
What a selfish *****..
tanman230 10
women dating are like monkeys swinging from vines. they don't let go of one till they have a firm grasp of the next.
Barbara Woodke 8
Went through something similar with my first husband.
peterblackmer91 12
You didn't wonder where she was when she was out on a date?