Hiking is so much fun!

By Sacho - 24/10/2019 20:00

Today, 4 miles into a mountain hike with my crush, I suddenly felt a stomach pain, followed by the urge for explosive diarrhea. I had to stand still with my butt clenched to prevent shitting myself. There were no nearby bathrooms, and I didn't have any toilet paper. It was messy. She'll never see me the same. FML
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It happens. That why when your hiking or biking or going someplace where you know there won’t be a restroom it’s a good idea to bring a roll of toilet paper with you. You saying to the person your with I have to you the bathroom is ok. Just go way off the path where you can be in private and make sure there’s no poison ivy then do your business.

Sounds like a situation to me. I wish the English language had an adjective that could describe it.

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just try to remember. we all have this happen one time or another.

Sounds like a situation to me. I wish the English language had an adjective that could describe it.

It happens. That why when your hiking or biking or going someplace where you know there won’t be a restroom it’s a good idea to bring a roll of toilet paper with you. You saying to the person your with I have to you the bathroom is ok. Just go way off the path where you can be in private and make sure there’s no poison ivy then do your business.

Happens to everyone.

Look on the bright side. She has now seen what you're like on the inside.