By Sacho - 24/10/2019 20:00

Hiking is so much fun!

Today, 4 miles into a mountain hike with my crush, I suddenly felt a stomach pain, followed by the urge for explosive diarrhea. I had to stand still with my butt clenched to prevent shitting myself. There were no nearby bathrooms, and I didn't have any toilet paper. It was messy. She'll never see me the same. FML
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By  mfranks19891989  |  3

It happens. That why when your hiking or biking or going someplace where you know there won’t be a restroom it’s a good idea to bring a roll of toilet paper with you.
You saying to the person your with I have to you the bathroom is ok. Just go way off the path where you can be in private and make sure there’s no poison ivy then do your business.

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By  mfranks19891989  |  3

It happens. That why when your hiking or biking or going someplace where you know there won’t be a restroom it’s a good idea to bring a roll of toilet paper with you.
You saying to the person your with I have to you the bathroom is ok. Just go way off the path where you can be in private and make sure there’s no poison ivy then do your business.