Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
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Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a divorce, after I tried everything to save our marriage, and it was a gut-wrenching decision. I tried easing her into it, but she instantly agreed. She had packing boxed ready to move out. Now I suspect she was sabotaging our marriage for months so I'd call it quits. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife and I were going through a very amicable 50/50 divorce, until she found out I’m already dating. She’s only two years younger than my wife, but it upset her enough she’s now stalling the divorce until she gets 75/25 in her favour, including the holiday cottage. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
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rbubbles 20
what a *****, fyl op
emmiep1011 7
there's other bitc- I mean fishes in the sea...
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stallion2521 0
and that's when you put your money in a secret account
sulhaq 4
what you should do is, act completely and utterly natural about it. like nothing has even happened. go through the divorce proceedings without batting an eye. act as if you are totally okay with it. once everything is over, give her a nice loving parting kiss and then burn all her shit down. I she has a car total it. if you have access to her bank account spend all the money. then give her the finger and walk away.
Pballing420 0
**** that ****...she is worthless. sorry man hope everything turns around for you.
blahman52 2
Women lie more and cheat more than men... all women are like this... never trust them... love em and leave em.... peace...
Jasonf6 0
She does realize that is adultery and grounds for immediate divorce where she would most likely get nothing right? Stupid bitch!
AmandaDestroys 0
Tough shit dude. Tough shit.
SuperPotato 7
u r one retarded dude u should have called a divorce when u knew she was already dating another guy , she was just using u
Jollymanroper 1
I don't think you can say men or women cheat more it's probably pretty even. Guys cheat cos they're dicks who just want some and girls normally cheat to get back at the guy or cos he's not performing. Both are horribly wrong, and it saddens me everytime I read an FML about disloyalty. In this case the bitch should get nothing and I hope karma hits her hard. I still remember a girl telling me that "girls can cheat cos guys have less feelings and will get over it"
heavyt 0
that shit aint right, but what can you do? talk? or walk?
daydrmr777 0
Bitches be crazy!!!