By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 19:48 - United States - Maryville

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Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML
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EvilLittleMan 23
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OP, I think your wife has benched you.

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Pleonasm 35
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Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.

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EvilLittleMan 23
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OP, I think your wife has benched you.

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jkmartinjk 16
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My mom does the same thing while etching sports... DAD!!?!!

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tomwantssnow 14
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OP might be out for the season... He'll have to work on his plays and strategies a lot before he can go back in

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JMichael 25

Well learn some new tricks to spice up that sex life!

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iLike2Teabag 27

Or tell the Patriots and LeGarrette Blount to stop bullying the poor Colts. 4 rushing TDs in a playoff game...

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gingaa96 18

Maybe he should get a uniform the same as her favorite player and go from there.. That might help

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Zebediabolical 39
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I agree. A jersey and a helmet isn't that big an investment for a 17-21 week season of weekly sex.

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REALAfroninga 11

Maybe he could get the fake dog neighbor to help him.

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Weird_situations 13

Awe:( maybe just update your sex life, try new things, be kinky, get her as excited as she gets for football

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6FootUnder 11

Lol this girl likes it kinky.

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BigD3452 6
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"It's never my idea, these young chicks get all horned up and they tell you to go ass to mouth" Clerks II

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worldclassrager 39
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Practice makes perfect...also maybe she can give you some pointers...

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Pleonasm 35
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Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.

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RedPillSucks 31

So he needs to bring in the special team during sex?

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ohio53 6
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Time for the hands team

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lilmslady 11

you know im pretty sure if you'd just ask her she'd tell you what to do to make it better :/

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Haidawg 7
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Cum on OP don't feel down. Try something new

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Clay_Pidgeon 11
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why did you say "cum on", are you trying to be funny? I adda punch you in the face with a brick.

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ArmlessSkydiver 7

Try wearing a football jersey and going for the touchdown next time..

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Sports_guy3 28
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Don't forget the 2-point conversion.

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chutney_02 22
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At least now you know what to do for foreplay

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Bulldozer36 21

The only way to turn her on more is to ask her what she'd like to try. She'll appreciate your willingness to pleasure her better.

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Foxfire15 15
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Absolutly the truth. Ask her next time.

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