By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 19:48 - United States - Maryville

By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 19:48 - United States - Maryville
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OP, I think your wife has benched you.
Contracts up
My mom does the same thing while etching sports... DAD!!?!!
OP might be out for the season... He'll have to work on his plays and strategies a lot before he can go back in
I agree. A jersey and a helmet isn't that big an investment for a 17-21 week season of weekly sex.
Awe:( maybe just update your sex life, try new things, be kinky, get her as excited as she gets for football
"It's never my idea, these young chicks get all horned up and they tell you to go ass to mouth" Clerks II
Practice makes perfect...also maybe she can give you some pointers...
Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.
Time for the hands team
Cum on OP don't feel down. Try something new
why did you say "cum on", are you trying to be funny? I adda punch you in the face with a brick.
Don't forget the 2-point conversion.
At least now you know what to do for foreplay
The only way to turn her on more is to ask her what she'd like to try. She'll appreciate your willingness to pleasure her better.
Absolutly the truth. Ask her next time.
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OP, I think your wife has benched you.
Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.