FML : Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby,...

Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 13 January 2014 19:48 / United States - Maryville

Intimacy

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By EvilLittleMan | 23

#5826601 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:40

OP, I think your wife has benched you.

By Pleonasm | 31

#5826610 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:41

Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.

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By EvilLittleMan | 23

#5826601 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:40

OP, I think your wife has benched you.

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5826616 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:43

Contracts up

jkmartinjk | 16

#5826665 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 01:12

My mom does the same thing while etching sports... DAD!!?!!

tomwantssnow | 14

#5826770 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 03:13

OP might be out for the season... He'll have to work on his plays and strategies a lot before he can go back in

By JMichael | 25

#5826606 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:41

Well learn some new tricks to spice up that sex life!

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5826663 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 01:10

Or tell the Patriots and LeGarrette Blount to stop bullying the poor Colts. 4 rushing TDs in a playoff game...

gingaa96 | 18

#5826688 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 01:34

Maybe he should get a uniform the same as her favorite player and go from there.. That might help

Zebediabolical | 36

#5826700 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 01:41

I agree. A jersey and a helmet isn't that big an investment for a 17-21 week season of weekly sex.

REALAfroninga | 11

#5827576 - Wednesday 15 January 2014 12:28

Maybe he could get the fake dog neighbor to help him.

By Weird_situations | 13

#5826607 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:41

Awe:( maybe just update your sex life, try new things, be kinky, get her as excited as she gets for football

6FootUnder | 11

#5835183 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:57

Lol this girl likes it kinky.

BigD3452 | 6

#5908630 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 09:36

"It's never my idea, these young chicks get all horned up and they tell you to go ass to mouth" Clerks II

By worldclassrager | 38

#5826609 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:41

Practice makes perfect...also maybe she can give you some pointers...

By Pleonasm | 31

#5826610 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:41

Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.

RedPillSucks | 30

#5826647 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:58

So he needs to bring in the special team during sex?

ohio53 | 6

#5826876 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 05:40

Time for the hands team

By lilmslady | 11

#5826612 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:42

you know im pretty sure if you'd just ask her she'd tell you what to do to make it better :/

By Haidawg | 7

#5826613 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:43

Cum on OP don't feel down. Try something new

Clay_Pidgeon | 11

#5826809 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 04:15

why did you say "cum on", are you trying to be funny? I adda punch you in the face with a brick.

By ArmlessSkydiver | 7

#5826622 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:44

Try wearing a football jersey and going for the touchdown next time..

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5826777 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 03:27

Don't forget the 2-point conversion.

By chutney_02 | 22

#5826624 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:44

At least now you know what to do for foreplay

By Bulldozer36 | 21

#5826625 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:45

The only way to turn her on more is to ask her what she'd like to try. She'll appreciate your willingness to pleasure her better.

Foxfire15 | 14

#5826729 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 02:13

Absolutly the truth. Ask her next time.

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