Miscellaneous: Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She...

By fuq - 22/05/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 05:04

Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML

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By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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Manipulation 101

By Anonymous - 12/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Buderim

Today, my psycho sister came home. Why did she leave? To manipulate my parents to let her live here rent free. My mother built her a new bedroom, twice the size of my unit, so she can fuck my ex with privacy. She earns 4 times what I do, but doesn't have to pay rent. I own the house with mum. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:06

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

SuperKnuckels 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:06

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

Comments

DuckyDave 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 4:56

That's in a Doctor Who episode!!

alifoxy 1

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:02

that seriously sounds like paranoid schizophrenia you guys should really help get some help for that...

mrmerino 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:04

That sounds like the symptoms of schizophrenia.

Angelrose2004 17

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:12

#29, I find it very strange that you are talking about #3 and Noor. Yet, you end up commenting on #6. I'm confused as to why!?

jls2dp 5

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:17

That is super funny stuff! Enjoy it while it just your mother in law cause one day it'll be your wife acting that way!

thrashtildeath 9

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:26

"psychotic wench" made it an fml

GoldenGrizzly 7

Wednesday 23 May 2012 5:31

This is your wife's mother, she needs you to help support the person who took care of her. Be supportive but set some limits and give her a time limit.