Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, my psycho sister came home. Why did she leave? To manipulate my parents to let her live here rent free. My mother built her a new bedroom, twice the size of my unit, so she can fuck my ex with privacy. She earns 4 times what I do, but doesn't have to pay rent. I own the house with mum. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17
Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.
SuperKnuckels 6
i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.
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MoogleSam 8
Does she have those beliefs consistently? Because if they change every so often, then those delusions are likely to be symptoms of schizophrenia. However, if they are constant and unchanging, she is likely to have paranoia. You should ask your wife if she has schizophrenia or paranoia and if she says she doesn't know or that her mother was never tested, then get it checked out. If she does have one of those, don't do something stupid like set up fake cameras or lizards everywhere. It may seem like fun to you, but mental disorders aren't things that should be used for your amusement. In the case that she is just someone who believes bizarre things, you still shouldn't prank her as it would reinforce her stupid beliefs. Instead just do and say things which would make her delusions seem illogical or leave it alone as it doesn't harm anyone.
thehurricanekid 6
Tell her to stop watching Doctor Who.
crossfaderider 0
Spike her drinks older people are more fun drunk
tinysocks 11
But he IS a shape shifting lizard...
nikkinurse 10
She obviously needs to be referred to a psychologist and a neurologist and mental health!! That's so sad because in her mind she believes that
kportal69 5
She sounds schizo. I suggest meds?
Vk1 0
They spy on me in the shower too, and to be more specific, its a bearded dragon, and he is fast.
HeyMondayAddict 4
Something is wrong if your milk is warm. Might want a new fridge my friend!
Nation3618 0
There's truth behind shape shifting reptile human hybrids really do some research.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
And all the rude, ignorant people like OP and some of the ones commenting are the reason I'm studying to be a psychologist. It's disgusting how we, as human beings, treat other human beings who are mentally ill. This woman is not a "psychotic wench" as OP so eloquently puts it but someone who most likely suffers from Schizophrenia or some other delusional disorder. She needs support and compassionate treatment and caregivers. People like this don't make any kind of improvement with such hate and ignorance being thrown at them.
FalconWhitaker 20
Agreed. I'm sure living with her isn't easy, but she's not doing it on purpose: she's ill. It's like getting angry at somebody with a chest infection for coughing all the time.
bulldoghitman97 4
Wow! That was completely ******* stupid and pointless, what you just said. This is FML, Not a doctors office. Its about being funny and telling life the way you see it, not some politically correct bullcrap! No one cares about being ignorant or being insensitive to the situation. She's a CRAZY bitch! PERIOD!
silent_bride 5
163: I agree so much. She needs help and compassion, and it makes me sick to see how many people would rather either call her crazy or reinforce her beliefs for their own entertainment. 192: See, the fun part about "telling life the way you see it" is that not everybody has the same opinion. You want to see her as being crazy and spout misogynistic bullshit, that's fine. Says a lot about you. I reserve the right to call you on it. That's the joy of free speech: you can say what you want, and I can reply. Compassion is not the same thing as "politically correct bullcrap", and you have a lot of growing up to do.