Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
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Kingdutch 3
I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D
perdix 31
Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.
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Comments (118)
elizanena9 0
that sucks! but I agree with a few of these people. where's my invite?
connorfc23 0
movvvvvvvvveeee AWAY
bugmenotmofo 34
Ugh. You again. Didn't I just say how much of an idiot you were on a different FML. Yes, I did. I am going to copy and paste what I wrote there to what I am writing here, wannabe. Please don't be a wannabe troll. You come off seeming stupid, idiotic, and a 12 year old who just learned a few swear words. Who knows, maybe you are a 12 year old. At least, you have the intelligence of one. Anyway, real trolls are more hurtful. You probably read an article about 4chan on the internet and thought it would be cool to try out trolling. What's 4chan, you're probably thinking? Isn't that the place where all the internet trolls hang out? Maybe I should check it out. . . Get a life, instead of insulting people on the internet. You fail at trolling!
DGAFiguess 0
obviously your life sucks too or you have no life because you have to be on here making fun of people. i agree with bugmenotmofo. you probably are a 12 year old.
redshortsx 0
this actually made me laugh because my grandma would do the same thing. but my other grandma is opposite she says you can date as many guys at the same time until one of them proposes
teiso_fml 0
Wow, that sucks! Although it's your grandmother who's going to be embarrassed when she has to apologise for half the town. Of course, she'd deserve it.
gambol 10
IMMA BID ONE DOLLAR!
xEvAnEsCeNcEx 0
tht grandma sux
waddup_fml 0
I guess that's just how they roll in Canada..
iLawl 0
Poor Kevin. :(