By fmldr - 03/12/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, I learned my wife wasn't speaking to me because our daughter told her I kissed another woman. My daughter neglected to mention that this happened when she came to work with me yesterday, and the kiss was between me and the dummy I use to teach my interns CPR. My wife doesn't believe me. FML
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Panther_fml 0

Bring the dummy home... maybe then she will beleive you! FYL

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sportsnut 0

haha, that blows, why not bring your daughter back to work with your wife and have your daughter point out the 'woman' you were kissing

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theluckygirl28 8
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haha kids these days... :P sucks for ya though. ahh well your wife will get over it :)

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ananamoose 0
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And if she doesn't punch her square in the nose

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Reyo 2

You're wife must be paranoid as hell when it comes to losing you if she's willing to believe the word of a little girl as law. Actually...use this to your advantage. Tell your daughtor to run up to mommy and say "Daddy needs a sammich, and you should make him one". If that works, you're the luckiest man in the world.

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Panther_fml 0

Bring the dummy home... maybe then she will beleive you! FYL

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Do you happen to know a Cora Reynolds, by any chance? I'm sure you were doing more than "CPR" to those anatomically correct dolls, you sly fucker. ;]

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CandidateForWax 0
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Nice to see a Palahniuk fan on board ;)

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redbluegreen 40
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They should be careful of those razorblades.

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SammyS2012 21
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I have never seen an anatomically correct CPR dummy

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Psychs7 11
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Get your kid to tell her the details

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DoomJeff91 2

Kinky.

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shmoop 0
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haha #6 win.

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jakeJIGSAW 2
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Love #6 comment!

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kitkatkelly 0
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Nobody actually does full mouth-to-mouth contact with those dummies... and they sure as hell don't look female.

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expen_dable 0

see you are the psychotic girlfriend type that would try to find every reason to prove he's lying. hopefully you are too ugly or fat to date a guy and make him miserable with your paranoia.

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lyndis_fml 0

That comment was meant to be humorous... and was posted by a male. Good job.

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ScaryyMary 14
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Kissing another woman? One made of RUBBER?! For shame... So I've been wondering: When you bang a rubber chick, to you wear a "rubber" for safety? Or would wearing one get her preggers with little inflatable babies?

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cerebellum_fml 0

There is a glitch here. Every so often i see a comment made by perdix and another one from another chick. Perdix, the second paragraph is 10000x true over and over.

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vilageidoit09 0
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No. See you missed the answer to that question in Bride of Chucky...That movie explains it all...

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NadiaJ 0

this goes to predix..dude he was talking about a doll aka dummy not the CPR instructor! damn you much be dumb!

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Firesprite2009 0
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@ NadiaJ ..Please, PLEASE tell me you were kidding when you said that, because I think I just died a little inside.

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truth215 0
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man that sucks try to show your daughter the alleged "woman" and ask her if this was the woman

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sportsnut 0

haha, that blows, why not bring your daughter back to work with your wife and have your daughter point out the 'woman' you were kissing

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Starfire22 5
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Hmmm not too sure how you can explain this one...

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Starfire22 5
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This is true, I do like a good divorce fml...

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xxrejectedxx 0
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hell yeah! you must have been kissing the dummy with sheer passion though, to be mistaken by your daughter is sucks, still.

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youthink_fml 0

YDI. I hate people who bring their rugrats to the office.

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Books4Me 0
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Well just wait until you have a couple of 'ragrats' of your own. And if you don't want them, don't judge others until you know how busy their life is, or how much money they /don't/ have for a babysitter, etc etc.

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