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haha kids these days... :P sucks for ya though. ahh well your wife will get over it :)
And if she doesn't punch her square in the nose
You're wife must be paranoid as hell when it comes to losing you if she's willing to believe the word of a little girl as law. Actually...use this to your advantage. Tell your daughtor to run up to mommy and say "Daddy needs a sammich, and you should make him one". If that works, you're the luckiest man in the world.
Do you happen to know a Cora Reynolds, by any chance? I'm sure you were doing more than "CPR" to those anatomically correct dolls, you sly ******. ;]
Nice to see a Palahniuk fan on board ;)
They should be careful of those razorblades.
I have never seen an anatomically correct CPR dummy
Get your kid to tell her the details
Nobody actually does full mouth-to-mouth contact with those dummies... and they sure as hell don't look female.
Kissing another woman? One made of RUBBER?! For shame... So I've been wondering: When you bang a rubber chick, to you wear a "rubber" for safety? Or would wearing one get her preggers with little inflatable babies?
No. See you missed the answer to that question in Bride of Chucky...That movie explains it all...
too funny
@ NadiaJ ..Please, PLEASE tell me you were kidding when you said that, because I think I just died a little inside.
man that sucks try to show your daughter the alleged "woman" and ask her if this was the woman
Hmmm not too sure how you can explain this one...
This is true, I do like a good divorce fml...
hell yeah! you must have been kissing the dummy with sheer passion though, to be mistaken by your daughter is sucks, still.
Well just wait until you have a couple of 'ragrats' of your own. And if you don't want them, don't judge others until you know how busy their life is, or how much money they /don't/ have for a babysitter, etc etc.
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Bring the dummy home... maybe then she will beleive you! FYL
haha, that blows, why not bring your daughter back to work with your wife and have your daughter point out the 'woman' you were kissing