Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
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Kingdutch 3
I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D
perdix 31
Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.
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Comments (118)
nieska18 0
today i realised that my granddaughter will never have a boyfriend. so i decided shes going to marry kevin.
darkmis1 18
Awwwwwwwww! Poor Kevin-he really wanted to marry you :-(
movies12 0
Maybe Kevin is hot. :-DD He could be sexy Kevin!!
Thhe 0
watch it turn out to be Kevin bacon, you lucky bitch
robertsk89 0
woah that does suck. I hope it's Kevin Bacon! I'd be very jealous.
hd123 0
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cagomez 0
Your grandma must have alot of connections with the town people
bullfuckingshit 0
**** you you piece of shit. quebec is the best part of Canada, we're what makes it great. sure there are a bunch of seperatist douches, but they wanna seperate cause of douchebags like you treating us like shit. you guys profit so much from having quebec, and dont even realise it. youre like an american complaining about Canada. get your facts straight before dissing an entire culture. its because of ppl like you there are genocides. because of ppl like you there was a holocaust.
akeena13 0
why are u attacking this guy? he didnt say anything wrong...
bullfuckingshit 0
LMAO i was attacking another guy, and fml put my reply on some person's post. FML lol
akeena13 0
haha ohh, got it. i was confused :P lol
djskidd 9
******* disappearing comments, am I right?
hedgehogs 0
I think the sympathy of half the town is going to be with you.
blastvortex 4
Unless she's your legal guardian, that's quite impossible (according to Quebec law). Your granny needs a head-check. Senility sucks.
sluggumsoriley 0
whoop that trick