Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
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Kingdutch 3
I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D
perdix 31
Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.
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Comments (118)
bms1996 12
bahahahaahhaha
Leveritas 12
You're so lucky! I always wanted to marry a seacucumber!
zehbruh 16
Thanks, grandma..
MotherMonstar 4
Hmmm gotta respect a woman who's for teenage pregnancy:)
mikaylaaaaa 7
Haha that's kinda funny
cupcakekallie 6
OP said that her grandma was traditional, not crazy. What if it was an arranged marriage? I think the real question is: did OP know that she was supposed to be married to a guy named Kevin?
ebonyirony 29
We need to talk about kevin
interesting33 37
What the hey??? :O
hahatofunny 20
Wow you need to have a serious discussion with your grandma
imhope 23
Wow. FYL.