Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Today, while visiting family in my very small hometown for the summer, I met a guy and we really hit it off. Everything was going great, and I brought him home to meet my family, where my grandmother told me he was 16. Now I’m definitely not getting lucky this trip. FML
Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
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Kingdutch 3
I feel bad for you FYL do we get invites? :D
perdix 31
Grandma's insane. . . there is no Kevin. If there is, go live in the other half of the town.
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Comments (118)
royboh 0
Look at it this way. You could potentially be set for life.
the_deViL 0
i hate kevin ! he stole my candy !
Barbra4J 0
aaawwww that's so sad.....if Kevin is only in grannys mind get her some help, but find out first cause he could be real......damn I wish my granny had set me up, maybe my EX wouldn't have been a CHEATER.....lol.
I_deserve_nothin 0
Wtf that would be so gay. FYL
Lisa89 3
Tell her to **** off
Sionnach 10
"Gran... Kevin was your dog. He died eight years ago. And it wouldn't be right for me to marry him even if he were alive. Now, there are some very nice men here to see you. They're going to take you to your lovely new home."
BeautifulColours 0
lol
KestrelGirl 15
:D Possible quote made my day.
African_diva 0
lol that's funny
Pandada89 0
Sounds like it's time to institutionalize grandma
Olliepop 0
I LIKE THIS LOL
Sum_Dum_Bum 0
Send her this: http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/colbert_report/downloads/IceHole_Letter.pdf
Mitch1134 0
the people who say you deserve that are proof that there are just assholes who click that button for the hell of it