By thankful - 27/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was tripped downstairs as a "joke" by my little brother. When I was yelling in pain from my broken arm, my mom was lecturing me to be thankful "one goddamn day a year". She also thinks I'm lying just to hide that I'm clumsy and my brother is innocent. He won't admit it. Happy Thanksgiving. FML
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Glowworm56 26
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Tripping people down the stairs is not a "joke" by any means. That sounds more like the makings of a sociopath.

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TheSminty1 17
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That's OK. You know where he sleeps

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RichardPencil 30
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I’m not sure whom you should be more thankful for: your rageaholic mom or your lying punk brother? Tough choice.

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Glowworm56 26
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Tripping people down the stairs is not a "joke" by any means. That sounds more like the makings of a sociopath.

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TheSminty1 17
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That's OK. You know where he sleeps

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LolCandy 27
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If you can, get a job and save up so you can get out as soon as possible OP. If the kid is a sociopath, they may escalate.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Get out of that house as soon as you can. I hope by next year that you're away from your golden child brother and narc mother, celebrating your own Thanksgiving with people who actually love you.

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inappropes 31
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Maybe I'm weird but someone does this to me and I'm superglueing his mouth shut and other wonderful means of revenge. especially family.

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GrumpyGrinch 23
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Superglue doesn't really glue mouth shut. It does stick unpleasantly on the teeth for about a week but thats all. Been there done that.

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Joseph Remington Rayburn 7
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Gorilla Glue might do the trick. It instantly bonds skin together. I can have just a dab of it on my fingertip, and touch my finger and thumb together, and then it becomes a struggle to pull them apart.

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PhoenixChick 26
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It also burns the shit out of that super sensitive skin, depending on the type of glue

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MidnaLink 33
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What the fuck did she expect you to be thankful for?

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GUYMAINE 16

get video of you spitting in his mouth every night while he is sleeping. And then show him after a year

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Virids 13

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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Could probably go to the authorities about it tbh Or clumsily slip and accidentally spike him in the eye with a pen before he kills all the extended family

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