FML : Today, I was tripped downstairs as a "joke" by my little brother. When I was yelling in pain from my broken arm, my mom was lecturing me to be thankful...

Today, I was tripped downstairs as a "joke" by my little brother. When I was yelling in pain from my broken arm, my mom was lecturing me to be thankful "one goddamn day a year". She also thinks I'm lying just to hide that I'm clumsy and my brother is innocent. He won't admit it. Happy Thanksgiving. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thankful - / Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:00 /

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7729287 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:20

Tripping people down the stairs is not a "joke" by any means. That sounds more like the makings of a sociopath.

By TheSminty1 | 16

#7729294 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:41

That's OK. You know where he sleeps

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By RichardPencil | 26

#7729286 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:12

I’m not sure whom you should be more thankful for: your rageaholic mom or your lying punk brother? Tough choice.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7729287 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:20

Tripping people down the stairs is not a "joke" by any means. That sounds more like the makings of a sociopath.

By TheSminty1 | 16

#7729294 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:41

That's OK. You know where he sleeps

By LolCandy | 25

#7729297 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:50

If you can, get a job and save up so you can get out as soon as possible OP. If the kid is a sociopath, they may escalate.

By ACCOUNTKILLER | 18

#7729308 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 23:29

Get out of that house as soon as you can. I hope by next year that you're away from your golden child brother and narc mother, celebrating your own Thanksgiving with people who actually love you.

By inappropes | 29

#7729316 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 23:47

Maybe I'm weird but someone does this to me and I'm superglueing his mouth shut and other wonderful means of revenge. especially family.

GrumpyGrinch | 22

#7729394 - Wednesday 28 November 2018 8:01

Superglue doesn't really glue mouth shut. It does stick unpleasantly on the teeth for about a week but thats all. Been there done that.

PhoenixChick | 24

#7730897 - Saturday 1 December 2018 4:15

It also burns the shit out of that super sensitive skin, depending on the type of glue

By MidnaLink | 31

#7729327 - Wednesday 28 November 2018 0:29

What the fuck did she expect you to be thankful for?

By GUYMAINE | 15

#7729378 - Wednesday 28 November 2018 7:27

get video of you spitting in his mouth every night while he is sleeping.
And then show him after a year

By Virids | 13

#7729481 - Wednesday 28 November 2018 10:53

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7729617 - Wednesday 28 November 2018 14:08

Could probably go to the authorities about it tbh
Or clumsily slip and accidentally spike him in the eye with a pen before he kills all the extended family