Kids, Health and Holidays: Today, I was tripped downstairs as a "joke" by my little brother....

By thankful - 27/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was tripped downstairs as a "joke" by my little brother. When I was yelling in pain from my broken arm, my mom was lecturing me to be thankful "one goddamn day a year". She also thinks I'm lying just to hide that I'm clumsy and my brother is innocent. He won't admit it. Happy Thanksgiving. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Levi2411 - 21/11/2018 17:30

Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:20

Tripping people down the stairs is not a "joke" by any means. That sounds more like the makings of a sociopath.

TheSminty1 17

Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:41

That's OK. You know where he sleeps

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:12

I’m not sure whom you should be more thankful for: your rageaholic mom or your lying punk brother? Tough choice.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:20

Tripping people down the stairs is not a "joke" by any means. That sounds more like the makings of a sociopath.

TheSminty1 17

Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:41

That's OK. You know where he sleeps

LolCandy 27

Tuesday 27 November 2018 22:50

If you can, get a job and save up so you can get out as soon as possible OP. If the kid is a sociopath, they may escalate.

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Tuesday 27 November 2018 23:29

Get out of that house as soon as you can. I hope by next year that you're away from your golden child brother and narc mother, celebrating your own Thanksgiving with people who actually love you.

inappropes 31

Tuesday 27 November 2018 23:47

Maybe I'm weird but someone does this to me and I'm superglueing his mouth shut and other wonderful means of revenge. especially family.

GrumpyGrinch 23

Wednesday 28 November 2018 8:01

Superglue doesn't really glue mouth shut. It does stick unpleasantly on the teeth for about a week but thats all. Been there done that.

Joseph Remington Rayburn 7

Wednesday 28 November 2018 20:12

Gorilla Glue might do the trick. It instantly bonds skin together. I can have just a dab of it on my fingertip, and touch my finger and thumb together, and then it becomes a struggle to pull them apart.

PhoenixChick 26

Saturday 1 December 2018 4:15

It also burns the shit out of that super sensitive skin, depending on the type of glue

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 28 November 2018 0:29

What the **** did she expect you to be thankful for?

GUYMAINE 16

Wednesday 28 November 2018 7:27

get video of you spitting in his mouth every night while he is sleeping. And then show him after a year

Virids 13

Wednesday 28 November 2018 10:53

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Wednesday 28 November 2018 14:08

Could probably go to the authorities about it tbh Or clumsily slip and accidentally spike him in the eye with a pen before he kills all the extended family