Today, I was tripped downstairs as a "joke" by my little brother. When I was yelling in pain from my broken arm, my mom was lecturing me to be thankful "one goddamn day a year". She also thinks I'm lying just to hide that I'm clumsy and my brother is innocent. He won't admit it. Happy Thanksgiving. FML
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Glowworm56
| 25
Tripping people down the stairs is not a "joke" by any means. That sounds more like the makings of a sociopath.
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TheSminty1
| 17
That's OK. You know where he sleeps
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RichardPencil
| 27
I’m not sure whom you should be more thankful for: your rageaholic mom or your lying punk brother? Tough choice.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Tripping people down the stairs is not a "joke" by any means. That sounds more like the makings of a sociopath.
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TheSminty1
| 17
That's OK. You know where he sleeps
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LolCandy
| 27
If you can, get a job and save up so you can get out as soon as possible OP. If the kid is a sociopath, they may escalate.
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ACCOUNTKILLER
| 18
Get out of that house as soon as you can. I hope by next year that you're away from your golden child brother and narc mother, celebrating your own Thanksgiving with people who actually love you.
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inappropes
| 31
Maybe I'm weird but someone does this to me and I'm superglueing his mouth shut and other wonderful means of revenge. especially family.
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GrumpyGrinch
| 22
Superglue doesn't really glue mouth shut. It does stick unpleasantly on the teeth for about a week but thats all. Been there done that.
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PhoenixChick
| 26
It also burns the shit out of that super sensitive skin, depending on the type of glue
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MidnaLink
| 31
What the fuck did she expect you to be thankful for?
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GUYMAINE
| 16
get video of you spitting in his mouth every night while he is sleeping.
And then show him after a year
And then show him after a year
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Virids
| 13
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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TumblrweedPasses
| 11
Could probably go to the authorities about it tbh
Or clumsily slip and accidentally spike him in the eye with a pen before he kills all the extended family
Or clumsily slip and accidentally spike him in the eye with a pen before he kills all the extended family