Health: Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I...

By goincrazy - 16/07/2012 08:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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Seeing is believing

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 10:46 - Sweden

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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Soaking

By Dumbass - 19/11/2022 06:00

Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML

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Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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Brain fart Andy over here

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 16:01 - Italy

Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML

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DracoSpirita 21

Monday 16 July 2012 18:12

You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.

alwaysbored13 14

Monday 16 July 2012 18:16

You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.

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dixiefoxx 22

Monday 16 July 2012 18:20

Eh, everyone makes mistakes, you're not going crazy at all

nina21194 12

Monday 16 July 2012 18:21

I've done that with my glasses :P

MsConfusedd 27

Monday 16 July 2012 18:22

That doesnt' make you crazy...

flutter4 7

Monday 16 July 2012 18:22

Sounds like you have a lot on your mind. It happens to all of us sometimes. Hang in there.

redreynard 14

Monday 16 July 2012 18:22

No worries, OP. My 92 year old grandma does it all the time. The nursing home finds her delightful.

leadawg75 12

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:21

Lmao I'm not sure if that's an insult or a compliment!

Schiffy 18

Monday 16 July 2012 18:24

Don't worry, I've done that with my glasses on an uncountable number of occasions. Then again, I'm also batshit insane myself, so I may not be the best reference.