Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
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Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
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Top comments
DracoSpirita 21
You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.
alwaysbored13 14
You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.
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Comments (136)
SS_MADM0NEY_SS 1
Nah, bro. You may just need to lay off the dank.
HeartOfLead 24
But knowing you from your FML, you probably had swimming trunks on as well.
sarahlovesyewxD 8
I did it once with my bra. It was soaked for days and I was sharing a room with 2 other people. Happens to everyone OP. Either that or I'm nuts too.... O.O
cordelay98 10
I do that all the time, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean you're crazy
2013bchan41 20
At least your socks were cleaned
picturescrazy 24
I've done that more times than I'd like to admit, but for me, it's normally my bra I forget to take off which makes me feel super stupid since I tend to glance down to clean myself a few times before finally realizing something is wrong -.-
baysidellama088 2
Everybody has done that at least once.
sammyjo06 14
Were you wearing the socks to protect your feet from the monsters living down your shower drain? Then yes, you might be crazy :). But, if you just accidentally left them on, you're just absent-minded, or distracted.
cherokeecutie 13
Get some rest. That's all you need. Sleep deprivation does that crazy stuff. You aren't crazy
itssnotfunny 24
You know, I feel like everyone has done that at some point. And when socks are wet with the rest of you, they really don't feel like anything. I wouldn't consider that crazy, just a mistake.