Health: Seeing is believing

Seeing is believing

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 10:46 - Sweden

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

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You deserved it 39 506

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 335

By abc123 - 16/12/2013 16:44 - United States - Marysville

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

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By goincrazy - 16/07/2012 08:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

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You deserved it 5 483

By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 27 718

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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You deserved it 19 994

By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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a2z1to11 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:02

oh no your life us ruined now!!! not the glasses

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:05

OI! It's an FML, because the OP felt really stupid for thinking the bathroom was steaming up as opposed to his glasses. I hope you all get it and enjoyed your lesson today on FML.

Comments

a2z1to11 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:02

oh no your life us ruined now!!! not the glasses

Vehicle 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:27

Exactly. boring. happens to me all the time. next.

Vehicle 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:27

Exactly. boring. happens to me all the time. next.

pencilcozy 1

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:02

Your life must be pretty damn good if this crap qualifies as an FML.

Liv94 2

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:03

is it just me, or does this FML seem really stupid?

EROD78 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:03

lmao thats a blond moment! x] but kind of a dumb FML

Shorty2592 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:03

how is this fml?

ichliebedich_fml 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 17:01

it obviously sucks wicked bad. how dare you not understand?

ridder215 7

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:04

Does that damage ur glasses?

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:04

Why? Do you usually take your showers in cold water? Why was the presence of the hot water enough to make you conclude that?

chall16thvet 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:05

DUMBASS

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:05

OI! It's an FML, because the OP felt really stupid for thinking the bathroom was steaming up as opposed to his glasses. I hope you all get it and enjoyed your lesson today on FML.