Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
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a2z1to11 0
oh no your life us ruined now!!! not the glasses
FFML_314 12
OI! It's an FML, because the OP felt really stupid for thinking the bathroom was steaming up as opposed to his glasses. I hope you all get it and enjoyed your lesson today on FML.
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Comments (65)
a2z1to11 0
oh no your life us ruined now!!! not the glasses
Vehicle 1
Exactly. boring. happens to me all the time. next.
Vehicle 1
Exactly. boring. happens to me all the time. next.
pencilcozy 1
Your life must be pretty damn good if this crap qualifies as an FML.
Liv94 2
is it just me, or does this FML seem really stupid?
EROD78 0
lmao thats a blond moment! x] but kind of a dumb FML
Shorty2592 0
how is this fml?
ichliebedich_fml 0
it obviously sucks wicked bad. how dare you not understand?
ridder215 7
Does that damage ur glasses?
FYLDeep 26
Why? Do you usually take your showers in cold water? Why was the presence of the hot water enough to make you conclude that?
chall16thvet 0
DUMBASS
FFML_314 12
OI! It's an FML, because the OP felt really stupid for thinking the bathroom was steaming up as opposed to his glasses. I hope you all get it and enjoyed your lesson today on FML.
noscope_ftw 0
more like a "oh I'm a retard" not f my life...
EminemTM 0
yeah dumb nutt