Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML
Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML
Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
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Top comments
DracoSpirita 21
You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.
alwaysbored13 14
You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.
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Comments (136)
unknown_user5566 27
Socks are understandable, since it was something small. If you had jumped in the shower fully clothed... then I might be concerned.
TheJester12 15
Don't worry you don't have to turn yourself in until the amount of cats you own outnumbers your friends.
DracoSpirita 21
But I don't want to be locked in a padded room! D:
gracehi 33
You know, you get a few dozen cats and all of a sudden you're labeled "the crazy cat lady." *eye twitch*
DracoSpirita 21
I'm labelled the crazy cat girl at school, but I don't have "dozens" of cats. I have eight. And I'm only a leetle crazy. ;)
thatKidzmOm 10
Maybe you're so preoccupied with thinking you're crazy that you just forgot to take them off.
lordEast 6
I've done that but I was completely hammered maybe your just a alchoholic
DracoSpirita 21
No reference to alcohol was mentioned in the FML.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
That doesn't mean anything 46 ;-)
lordEast 6
That's my personal take on it. Read BETWEEN the lines of what's written
SimplyEerb 3
If this means crazy... i must be psychotic o_O
gracehi 33
Shit happens. Everyone does stuff like that now and then. But if this type of thing is out of character for you, and you find that it's occurring with increasing frequency, you might want to see a neurologist.
Inediblepeaches 15
You're not crazy, just a bit forgetful. Everybody makes mistakes sometimes.
bethwoodfin 0
Crazy people don't think they're crazy. You do, therefore you are not crazy. O.o
gracehi 33
As John Locke so wisely said, "Crazy people don't think they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner."
perdix 31
Blame the heat and Scott Walker. The temperatures in Wisconsin right now are like what is normal for the South in the summer. We're not used to it -- we like to be outside in the summer. I'll bet those squishy wet socks feel pretty cool right about now. Sure, you're crazy -- crazy like a fox.
thatKidzmOm 10
Kind of make me want to travel to Wisconsin for the summer...I've just about had it with 110 degree weather!!!
perdix 31
Except for a few fluke hot days, it is generally magnificent up here in the summer. Today and tomorrow, it we be around 100, but only 80 on Wednesday. Went to Lake Geneva on Saturday. Beautiful!
unknown_user5566 27
56- I hear that! Arizona is killing me. I'm so tired of it being 90 degrees by 10:00am. Last year, it didn't start to cool down until December. I think we need to organize a trip to visit Lake Geneva with Perdix, to enjoy the cool weather. ;)
perdix 31
I'm trying to get it where I open a Wisconsin Tourism Bureau in Texas and all winter, I get them to plan summer trips. Then, I come up here in the summer to make sure they have a good time. If I can pull that off, I should get a Nobel Prize in Geniosity!
lexiieeex3 32
We all have those moments. Not to worry.