FML : Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian....

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Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wititipwitpwit / Wednesday 21 January 2009 10:03 / France

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By littlepirate_fml | 0

#10024 - Sunday 1 March 2009 12:40

Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass. That's like... totally normal. SERIOUSLY!

By 0___0 | 9

#12500 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:13

Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit. DENY, DENY, DENY!

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By maiden_girl | 5

#2134 - Saturday 14 February 2009 01:41

LOL....

niamhyo | 13

#5962492 - Sunday 1 June 2014 06:14

it's OPs fault for being fat

By littlepirate_fml | 0

#10024 - Sunday 1 March 2009 12:40

Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass. That's like... totally normal. SERIOUSLY!

By 0___0 | 9

#12500 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:13

Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit. DENY, DENY, DENY!

By choppedNskrewed | 0

#24543 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 07:12

ahahahahahahahahahahahha lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

By manoverboard | 0

#26996 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 10:59

PWWWNED. xD

By tramplife | 0

#33114 - Sunday 15 March 2009 08:26

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh man that fkn sucks loooolllll what were u thinkning PAHAHAHAHAH

By Trooth | 13

#47005 - Saturday 21 March 2009 06:34

you must have been PRETTY HEAVY to have broken it rofl

joeyl2008 | 28

#6542028 - Sunday 21 February 2016 07:59

Yes, the must have been pretty heavy to have broken the thin layer of glass on the scanner...

By FmlQueenx13 | 0

#70943 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 01:13

rele tho what were you thinkking? lol. :)

By zavanna | 1

#141663 - Saturday 25 April 2009 12:03

Hm. Hehe. When I read this, I remembered a comedy video I once saw. It would be something to think about for all those who are using the photocopier for... anything else. Hehe. Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBWfcFX9Kc

imsoeffingbored | 13

#6110033 - Wednesday 5 November 2014 05:12

I haven't opened the link yet and I already know it's Jake and amir. It's all I could think about reading this

By derailed | 0

#151253 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:18

Burn the place down, then he'll never know

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