Health: Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I...

By goincrazy - 16/07/2012 08:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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Seeing is believing

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 10:46 - Sweden

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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Soaking

By Dumbass - 19/11/2022 06:00

Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML

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Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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Brain fart Andy over here

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 16:01 - Italy

Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 18:12

You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.

alwaysbored13 14

Monday 16 July 2012 18:16

You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 17 July 2012 0:39

I have walked into the shower with my glasses still on before. Never socks though.

mercsl65 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 1:16

my phone is dying ):

LovelyGirl9 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 2:44

I've done that before. You're not crazy. Your mind just works too fast to process everything that you're doing in the meantime :) it happens.

jacksito 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 3:37

You are awesome. I wish i had fun stories like that.

animal50199 10

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:07

What secret are you hiding?! Lol

Davick 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:01

welcome to the real world my friend because normal is just a setting on the washing machine

candy4567 3

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:09

been there done that

childishfears 12

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:12

Atleast your feet won't get cold

lelo007 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 8:16

All of you ladies who are saying you have stepped into the shower with your bra on, how?! After I get home from work or being out, taking my bra off is the first thing that happens after my front door closes!! Bras should never be worn at home, except when hosting company. Even then, you may not have to depending on who that company might be. That's my opinion of those pesky things!