Anonymous
United States
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
bellabreeze
Lebanon, United States
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Anonymous
Danbury, United States
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
don'tdrinkthat
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Quincy, United States
Future Darwin Award
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Ramis182
United States
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
duckthehack
Poland
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
teejayrn
Fayetteville, United States
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML
Anonymous
Ridge, United States
Fire hasard
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Top comments
andrewturtle 16
How do you even come to the conclusion that it'd be remotely interesting or hilarious to "huff" spray paint?
DocBastard 40
It's probably something he saw on YouTube. Next he'll be trying the cinnamon challenge and putting Mentos into Diet Coke. Huffing spray paint is just a gateway viral video. Be warned!
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Comments (69)
mosquito19 14
my cousins did that in their teens. they are now junkies with aids.
CavWife83 1
I hope he never does that again. when I was 14 I had a friend die from huffing. People think its a joke and nothing will happen.
Lilo4life 26
Be careful, one of my friends was found by his father, dead, leaning over a can of spray paint, it's really dangerous and can easily be deadly
Lnbrnk 3
What's huff?
ManiPaul 6
You raised him, is your fault