By moerae - 03/10/2018 03:00

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Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 803
You deserved it 603

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My eyes watered up just from reading this.

One can be circumcised AND have an intact frenulum. Likely your girlfriend is just careless/stupid.

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Damn man, that's a rough first time.

My eyes watered up just from reading this.

You might have a medical condition that may require small surgery to fix that, it's actually pretty common. I'm not sure what it's called but maybe someone can explain that knows what I'm talking about

I believe the official term for it is dick rippage.

Haha yeah I meant before she ripped it, that part on his dick was grown too much together, theres a medical condition for it

a friend who was circumcised as an adult because of it told me once, but I don't remember. It was a very long word that basically meant the opening in the foreskin wasn't wide enough

You're probably talking about frenulum breve, where the frenulum is too short to allow the foreskin to move freely.

One can be circumcised AND have an intact frenulum. Likely your girlfriend is just careless/stupid.

I would be one of those guys. lmfao

Turtle neck or mushroom be gentle gals it's not a joystick!

as an uncircumcised male i think to myself what the hell is that and as someone with common sense i can sort of put 2 and 2 together

Should have coached her. My ex was like that. I seriously didn’t know how to handle it.

Flutter_Lily 6

How does this happen? Wtf was she doing?!

She was obviously trying out the latest "mind-blowing" sex tips from Cosmopolitan magazine. Guaranteed to send your boyfriend to the hospital in 2 moves or less.

Look I'm a guy myself and I still can't figure out what she must have been doing with it to tear that, but I agree with the Cosmo guy. Those "must-try-now" tips are flat-out painful 10:1, FYL.