By moerae - 03/10/2018 03:00

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Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
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KingAdrock 16

One can be circumcised AND have an intact frenulum. Likely your girlfriend is just careless/stupid.

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real life problems 26

You might have a medical condition that may require small surgery to fix that, it's actually pretty common. I'm not sure what it's called but maybe someone can explain that knows what I'm talking about

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Dave_Davington 33

I believe the official term for it is dick rippage.

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real life problems 26

Haha yeah I meant before she ripped it, that part on his dick was grown too much together, theres a medical condition for it

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wdfw 7

a friend who was circumcised as an adult because of it told me once, but I don't remember. It was a very long word that basically meant the opening in the foreskin wasn't wide enough

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Ilmoran 20

You're probably talking about frenulum breve, where the frenulum is too short to allow the foreskin to move freely.

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KingAdrock 16

One can be circumcised AND have an intact frenulum. Likely your girlfriend is just careless/stupid.

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Sophia Lorraine Valerie Mus-Talbot 3

Turtle neck or mushroom be gentle gals it's not a joystick!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

as an uncircumcised male i think to myself what the hell is that and as someone with common sense i can sort of put 2 and 2 together

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Rae Miller 10

Should have coached her. My ex was like that. I seriously didn’t know how to handle it.

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Flutter_Lily 6

How does this happen? Wtf was she doing?!

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honestjane 22

She was obviously trying out the latest "mind-blowing" sex tips from Cosmopolitan magazine. Guaranteed to send your boyfriend to the hospital in 2 moves or less.

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SaltyLurker 10

Look I'm a guy myself and I still can't figure out what she must have been doing with it to tear that, but I agree with the Cosmo guy. Those "must-try-now" tips are flat-out painful 10:1, FYL.

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