By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 21:51 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML
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Seriously? How old is he/she? Seriously?

How old will a 16 year old girl be? Depends how much she's been used... ._.

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Seriously? How old is he/she? Seriously?

How old will a 16 year old girl be? Depends how much she's been used... ._.

she might be 16, but.. what do I know?

sorry I forgot if OP wrote I'd it was a boy or girl.

If only the third word in this FML gave away how old she is...

#1 she clearly said MY 16 YEAR OLD cousin

I'm sorry everyone. One of my friends was using my phone and made this comment. I wish i could delete it.

Ah yes, the classic 'someone else used my user' excuse. Just admit that you just wanted to be the first post and didn't bother reading the FML properly. Anyway, what the hell is 'raunchy'?!

Don't believe me. I really dont care. I'm just trying to clear it up. If it makes u feel better, okay, I wrote it.

#25- Seems legit.

I don't know if its the words OP's cousin is using in everyday talk, or the fact that #1 completely disregarded the whole first line of this fml, but i am slowly but surely losing faith in humanity.

25- Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself

People on here haven't learned that if they get thumbed down with their first two comments, there's no coming back from that.

48... challenge accepted. jk. I was about to write three comments in a row but then I thought of the anti flood shit and the fact that thats stupid and I wouldnt prove anything... yah. if your comment gets thumbed down and you fail to clear it up in one comment. youre probably fucked for the rest of the thread.

It's a noun describing something dirty or naughty. A raunchy film could be the movie sex drive.

Eh man. Come on. Show some swag and yolo it legitly dog

Sex drive is a fantastically raunchy movie.

89, nouns aren't descriptive, I think you're talking about an adjective.

OP states that she's 16..

English. Devolving, it seems.

Or the ability to fucking read it.

yes, fuck those youngsters and their pesky lingo!

Not necessarily. Just because slang (or lingo? Not sure if both or which is usable in this case) is different than when you were growing up, doesn't mean the language is devolving.

Slang doesn't mean it's devolving, it's the sentence around the slang. Not only are the slang words becoming nonsensical, the entirety of modern vocabulary is being misused, with little to no understanding of English grammar.

I'm not sure that my sarcasm was noticed. But I agree with #79. What's much worse than slang IMO, is all the internetpeople that exactly know how one should act and talk and hate everyone that does not agree.

I heard that Oxford just added "cray" to their online dictionary. "Amazeballs" was another.

To be fair, even proper English is an ugly pile of garbage to behold. We've got to, too, and two. We've got their, there, and they're. We've got your and you're. Then we've got shit like ratio and patio. It's a damn mess with little consistency and exceptions out the ass. It's like they took Latin, put it in a blender, and English was the product.

someone's learned some new words!

Stupid Flanders!

New words are the gateway, next she will start to stick her tung out at inappropriate times while trying to turn it up side down, then without intervention she will begin to twerk... It may start with one or two harmless twitches, but you must be very careful because it evolves rapidly and uncontrollably

kill it with fire before it lays eggs

There is stupidity in the world good fml ;)

Can we please put you in the same category as OP's cousin?

Just because OP's cousin says dumb phrases, doesn't make her stupid.

I hope she doesn't go YOLO on everything too.

....or swag.

I hate that word so much....

Lets hope she was summing up Miley Cyrus life in a few short words.

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Hopefully she didn't start twerking and pointing a red finger pointer everywhere, 86.

Try and beat her on it, see if she notices you're taking the piss! ;)

#38 it's Australian slang. I think #11 was just saying that OP should sarcastically say those words to see if the cousin knows that she's joking.

I had no idea what they meant by that either and now that I do I think I may start using that slang.

Was it, like, literally uncountable?

thats like legit.

Like, legit?

damn that shit cray.

That's like, tots legit cray-cray stuff there OP. Hopefully she's not into the Biebs, of twerking.

What does ranchy even mean?

Disgusting, nasty etc

#26 - no it doesn't. #13 - It means vulgar, crude or smutty, in a sexy way.

#26- no, it doesn't. #41- nope. #13- it actually means to be smothered in a creamy white and delicious salad dressing, and then which can be used to dip almost anything in to and make absolutely amazing.

Ok thanks I just hadn't heard the word before

You have won the Internet. That was the final text. Well done #54.

You should, like, legit go cray-cray on her for having a raunchy attitude.

Like legit, she totes need an attitude adjustment like seriously. Swag

My sister says these things only to annoy me. She doesn't use them anywhere other than the house.