Anonymous
United States
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
bellabreeze
Lebanon, United States
Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML
Anonymous
Danbury, United States
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
don'tdrinkthat
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Quincy, United States
Future Darwin Award
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Ramis182
United States
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
duckthehack
Poland
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
teejayrn
Fayetteville, United States
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML
Anonymous
Ridge, United States
Fire hasard
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Top comments
andrewturtle 16
How do you even come to the conclusion that it'd be remotely interesting or hilarious to "huff" spray paint?
DocBastard 40
It's probably something he saw on YouTube. Next he'll be trying the cinnamon challenge and putting Mentos into Diet Coke. Huffing spray paint is just a gateway viral video. Be warned!
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Comments (69)
Pancakes017 19
On the brightside... At least they're not real drugs?
Wizardo 34
Solvent abuse is as bad as drugs. The chemicals in paints and other spirit based things have the same chemical make up and effects on the brain as many drugs, its normally a gateway for other harder drugs its not to be taken lightly.
Pancakes017 19
I was trying to put a sarcastic positive spin on it. Apparently it didn't work.
vipirius 18
It didn't work because you couldn't make it work, not because people don't understand sarcasm.
clevercake 21
I have a feeling he may end up being a candidate for the Darwin awards
jw90 18
Doing stuff like this is retarded. Go out and do something with your life, instead of trying to get a high from spray paint and God knows what else.
arre2006 19
Parenting fail
allie2590 31
Teens tend to do their own thing and parents don't have too much of a say at that point.
Enslaved 38
Wow that's pretty scary when teens can use everyday household products to try and get high. I remember the cans of whipped cream being a big deal for huffers. And knew a guy that would get high off smelling the gas that was used in his parents' lawn mower. :P
Medd_fml 13
Peer pressure is a hell of a thing. And stupidity is popular among teens today.
twiggy22 7
If he really wanted to get high, he should of just smoked weed .. That might be healthier than huffing spray paint anyways
fwarcad 4
"why do you look like you just got done giving robo cop a ********?"
Carebeareatu 23
At least he won't be able to deny doing it when the colour is on his face?
baref00tmama 15
Does your whipped cream run out of gas unusually fast also, OP?