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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Missy - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 20:16 / United States
By boytoy - / Wednesday 2 September 2009 21:23 / Canada
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:38 / United States
By beya - / Monday 31 August 2009 22:05 / Canada