FML : Today, I was talking to my boss about her children. She told me she didn’t want them to develop any problems by letting them sleep with the light on. I...

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Today, I was talking to my boss about her children. She told me she didn’t want them to develop any problems by letting them sleep with the light on. I didn’t tell her last night I slept with the light on because I’m scared of ghosts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pussy - / Monday 4 May 2009 14:46 / Italy

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By purplestuff_fml | 0

#168275 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:33

I always sleep with the lights on :(

By panda_rectum | 0

#168295 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:36

Don't worry, Capser is the friendly ghost!

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By AHX_fml | 0

#168260 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:30

Lol that's sad.

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Loosechange | 0

#968949 - Saturday 27 March 2010 4:38

OP: Watch the Ring 1 and 2 it will totally cure your fear of ghosts, but then you will be scared of little evil girls crawling out of your TV to kill you.

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thisguy44 | 0

#978615 - Monday 12 April 2010 6:20

so

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lenkab123 | 0

#1064237 - Monday 5 July 2010 8:22

those are creepy movies!!!!!!! omg! and btw, how is this even an FML?!?!?

By NoBounceNoPlay | 0

#168261 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:30

You're a silly person.

By hotrainrider | 0

#168263 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:30

you dork. grow up and be a man

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fatalkiss | 0

#964715 - Saturday 20 March 2010 5:38

hah it's a female posting this

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ssoccerchick97 | 16

#3265114 - Saturday 10 September 2011 3:20

OP is a girl lol

By lkrofct | 0

#168264 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:30

this is just stupid

By purplestuff_fml | 0

#168275 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:33

I always sleep with the lights on :(

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Helloiloveyou199_fml | 0

#1634729 - Monday 1 November 2010 5:48

same here

By friedkabob1225 | 0

#168282 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:34

your boss must be really chill if he hires four year olds

By Blind_Ninja | 0

#168287 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:35

Grow up.

By karmas_a_bitch | 0

#168289 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:35

haha look what the op's name is. Wow even you admit it, that is sad.

By panda_rectum | 0

#168295 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:36

Don't worry, Capser is the friendly ghost!

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Cadillac_kid_15 | 27

#6315857 - Wednesday 10 June 2015 6:38

It's the unfriendly ones you gotta worry about

By fmlsmymiddlename | 0

#168296 - Monday 4 May 2009 20:37

Sucks if you can't help it, but YDI

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