Transportation, Cars, Relatable and ACAB: Book him, Danno - FML

Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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katanablade 5

Monday 12 July 2021 20:36

"We suspect you may be poor. That'll cost you quite a bit."

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2deployments1divorce 10

Monday 12 July 2021 4:04

You weren't almost empty on gas, you were empty on gas.

katanablade 5

Monday 12 July 2021 20:36

"We suspect you may be poor. That'll cost you quite a bit."

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