FML : Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was...

Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stanky - / Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:37 / United States

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By Alanna_Vicious | 0

#132292 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:15

If it isn't one thing, it's your mother...

By hpnerd | 0

#132331 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:30

Mothers are genetically enhanced to embarrass their daughters. And if you see yourself with this guy seriously then he's going to know you take dumps. He'll have to live with it and you'll have to stop being so self conscious. It's natural.

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By Alanna_Vicious | 0

#132292 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:15

If it isn't one thing, it's your mother...

happyhak | 5

#989410 - Saturday 8 May 2010 15:04

Win

By Lapras_LvL20 | 0

#132295 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:16

Well, it would be worse if you actually did spray, and she still said something about it.

but did you still get with him?

By Get_Naykid | 0

#132311 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:22

It's only natural.

By zargon | 1

#132314 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

idgaf77 | 0

#576556 - Sunday 20 September 2009 19:00

YDI purely for hanging out with a guy u like anywhere near ur mum

By hpnerd | 0

#132331 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:30

By fatality2009 | 0

#132360 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:47

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh OUCH!

By Juli_fml | 0

#132364 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:51

what #5 said

By imadonkeymoo | 0

#132382 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 13:04

I did that once then my GF dumped me, so i peed on her

Zoeeee1234 | 0

#1281568 - Sunday 22 August 2010 0:03

good one...

kawaiianime | 5

#2774723 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:51

-_-

By xxwilkywayxx | 0

#132389 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 13:06

Today, I was hanging out with this girl that I know likes me. I realized I liked her back and I was getting ready to ask her out when her mom walked in and said, "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky." I resubmitted my personal ad that night. FML