By stanky - 22/04/2009 04:37 - United States

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Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 726
You deserved it 5 810

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If it isn't one thing, it's your mother...

Mothers are genetically enhanced to embarrass their daughters. And if you see yourself with this guy seriously then he's going to know you take dumps. He'll have to live with it and you'll have to stop being so self conscious. It's natural.

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If it isn't one thing, it's your mother...

Well, it would be worse if you actually did spray, and she still said something about it. but did you still get with him?

It's only natural.

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YDI purely for hanging out with a guy u like anywhere near ur mum

Mothers are genetically enhanced to embarrass their daughters. And if you see yourself with this guy seriously then he's going to know you take dumps. He'll have to live with it and you'll have to stop being so self conscious. It's natural.

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh OUCH!

what #5 said

I did that once then my GF dumped me, so i peed on her

Today, I was hanging out with this girl that I know likes me. I realized I liked her back and I was getting ready to ask her out when her mom walked in and said, "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky." I resubmitted my personal ad that night. FML

YDI, what if he needed to use the bathroom after you!