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You should have told her about it AFTER she had finished rounding up the rest of the Dalmatians, she might have been in a better mood then.
bitches be crazy! mazel tov for the baby.
CBD (Chronic Bitch Disease) is the worst. My siblings & guardian figures suffer from it.
Don't make fun of someone with CBD. It's a serious illness. An epidemic on this fair planet.
It seems like my whole family suffers from CBD.
Should've said "your husband"
Call Wayne Brady and tell him it's time to choke a bitch!
Ha, Sounds like a reincarnation of my mother-in law. Ps don't feel bad;) Pss She's out for your soul ._.
63 - damn it ! i accidently thumbed you down /:
Bro what's up with your "about you" section thing with the story about burning down your house, murder, and child molest.. Haha WTF
I knew that was gonna be said at one point of this thread lol
Oh and I meant to say that to 7. Lololol
162 - That's kind of creepy that you're checking out random people's profiles. I mean, yeah if 7 had said something hilarious (they did not) or profoundly insightful (they did not) I could understand you wanting to know more about them. Otherwise, it's just stalker-ish.
176- I think it's pretty stupid for people to say that, and even reference it in their profile. It's not like anyone is spying on you. You do have control over what people see. If you don't want anyone to "stalk" you or "creep" on your profile, then just leave it blank, or don't put anything you wouldn't want them to see in the first place. If it's on there, it's meant to be seen. Problem solved.
can you explian it to me to be understood more easy? i cant get it actually
Explain what?
#202 #207 i didnt know what #106 were talking about...
63- i thumbed you up just because of your about me section
What a coincidence! Mine too!
Why was my comment thumbed down? All I did was ask a question....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody always cracks the "woman hitler" joke on a Mother-in-law FML. Same way with "that's a shitty situation" for FMLs involving feces... Not that funny anymore guys... Just somewhat irritating.
82 - It's not, I promise, but these overdone jokes just tend to wear down after a while. But I don't understand why 3 has that many thumbs up, it's not my place to say though.
142, It's old to you, but for every person that's seen it or heard it before, there's several more people who haven't. Just because something's been invented or discovered a while ago doesn't mean everyone will know about it. Hence, all the thumbs up. That doesn't apply to stupid jokes like the "sticky/shitty situation" ones, though. At least when a fact's novelty wears out, it's still a fact and has a little more significance than a lame joke. I find it best to just ignore comments like that.
Amen to that, brother!
And now we see why the letters of "mother in law" rearranged spell "Hitler woman"
:( I didn't steal it from another FML I didn't even know it was written there. And you're right, "woman hitler" my bad...
11 is just mad because 3 misspelled 11's name wrong. Woman Hitler would know how it's own name is spelled.
As far as I know, the letters in "mother in law" can spell both "woman Hitler" or "Hitler woman". Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't it basically the same thing?
Wow, way to carry on 11. The letters are the same which ever order you use, so calm the f down.
Personally I think Hitler Woman sounds better.
There's no n
I hope your kidding 113....
Lol. Apeshit? Well I think it's only fair since you bashed another commenter for no good cause. At least the grammar nazi's have a good reason (most of the time) Btw. As an off thing- did anyone else notice the FML with te teach yelling at a kid till he cried disappeared???
Yeah I realized some FMLs tend to just disappear randomly. There was also one about a person being outsmarted by a toaster, which was posted today but deleted in a couple of hours.
#138 That's probably because people were calling her a bitch, ****, and saying that she'll burn in hell. The moderaters tend to delete FMLs that have too many negative comments before they get out of control. Or put them under Flop.
I hav been on whole day, and I haven't seen that one
It was some dumb kid stealing an old FML, nothing to do with the comments obviously.
Was this a joke?
#151 Basically a teacher posted an FML about yelling at a kid till he cried for reading a note in class. Turns out that when she read it, it was his mom wishing him a Happy Birthday and saying she loved him.
Omg he really does look like Eli from degrassi!
152- Is it the one where the kid has a note during a test that has something like "good luck love mom." The teacher goes up rips the test in half right?
Right on, _Oblivion_.
I noticed that, and the one where the girl complained about not hearing that her sister had given birth because she's not on Facebook
Sorry 53, so didn't see your comment!
You learn something new everyday.
I would've said "your husband". Don't worry my mom suffers from this too, congrats on the baby.
EDIT:Nevermind I just re-read it, now I got it
That's pretty good.
Try not to smack her OP, you'll regret it. Play it off like you didn't care.
With a side order of complete asshole.
Well, who is it?
I think you misread the FML...
Yet your the one shooting a gun, got to love America
not since they band banned shock therapy
ignore band I don't know how that got there
*murderer If you're going to tell someone to educate themselves, try not to be grammatically incorrect in saying so. It helps ;).
Fourteen is shooting at what looks like a shooting range. 124's pic includes a tank and man holding a gun. Who the **** are you to judge 14, 124? Some peoples children.
Whoops, I meant 126. Sorry 124. And 126, it's *you're. Not your.
Tell her you're not sure, but her sonny boy will still be legally responsible for her love child.
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You should have told her about it AFTER she had finished rounding up the rest of the Dalmatians, she might have been in a better mood then.
And now we see why the letters of "mother in law" rearranged spell "Hitler woman"