By Swaby - 01/03/2009 08:14 - Hong Kong

Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML
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Blind_Ninja 0

I've never had chicken pox and I'm 23. I'm afraid one day I'm going to have a kid, he's going to get it, and he's going to live the rest of his life knowing it was his fault he killed me.

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loser_fml 1
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oh my god, that's bullshit, i feel for you man

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2gether4ever 0
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rawrkira 3

You're an idiot #71. Not everyone gets them, I didn't and neither did a lot of people I know. So be educated before you make a stupid statement, then say "you got told by a 13 year old". Don't try to act so smart.

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awesomeooo3 0
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#72, you can still get them when you're an adult, and they're a lot worse then.

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Shadow1368 17

71- That makes 2 13 year olds lol :P (for those idiots who totally don't understand what I just said: I'm also 13 and I agree with 71)

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Shadow1368 17

Edit: Not EVERYONE gets them, but you are more healthy if u do get chicken pox because it is less of a risk for children because when you are an adult it is more dangerous. But chicken pox are totally normal to get.

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decidedlyvague 11

The immediate solution is to go get chicken pox.

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ArgentumAurum 24
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76 I think you are talking about shingles

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potentpotable 0
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#7: LOL HAHAHAHA!!! FHL for sure. But yeah...go buy some chicken pox or something from a convenience store. ;)

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ryguy997 0

wow lol dude.

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quazimozart 19

Should I tell him? Or should someone else?

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theboss123456 0
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Getting chicken pox as an adult is not the same as getting it as a kid. It hurts like hell, and it can be lethal. Its called shingles.

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flickeringlights 0
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Hong Kong is fucking amazing, better than the Philippines, so be happy you're in Hong Kong instead of the Philippines.

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Epikouros 31

Hong Kong may be an amazing city, but Southern China is the world's major breeding ground for infectious diseases, so it seems a bit silly to be all paranoid about chicken pox in the Philippines.

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WhyAmUHere 19
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He lives in a project, that's far from amazing.

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CTL_fml 0
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Hong Kong is amazing!! Don't complain! Also, yes, get Chicken Pox now.

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Bibico_fml 0
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What a tragedy! You should have said, "But I have genital warts. That should count for something?" It might still work! Go try it! Do it...do it NOW.

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Blind_Ninja 0

I've never had chicken pox and I'm 23. I'm afraid one day I'm going to have a kid, he's going to get it, and he's going to live the rest of his life knowing it was his fault he killed me.

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rosesxo 13
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Why would that kill you

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SilentLambs 12
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Chicken pox is lethal in adults.

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wallac7 31
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Not complètely lethal...

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torrea 19
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Hahahaha...I guess some people don't see the humor, lighten up peeps.

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lollipop217 0

you can get a vaccination...

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Lou_Briccant 0
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Start drawing spots on your skin and show your school board that you have chicken box.

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