By Benji - 20/05/2009 19:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML
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its not like youll need to be using it, if you still live with your mom

Peanu_theGreat 0

... You were naked?

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pwnrzero 0

fyl

MeowingKat 0

at least you got a mars bar?

Peanu_theGreat 0

... You were naked?

i was just thinking that :s

020266t 5

bitch I would have called the cops and said she threw the coffee. plus there's proof...

"bare legs". Were you only wearing a speedo/briefs or something?

heyitsyourmother 3

^ SPEEDO!

it probably went through his pantss!

Emma Marshall 19

Cuz coffee doesn't go through clothing or anything

its not like youll need to be using it, if you still live with your mom

lmao so right

Sweej 1

WIN

wait where were ur pants like did the coffee like penetrate or something

choppedNskrewed 0

4 FTW hah. FYL though.

pinkdinosaur64 0

lol, #4. and why would you be naked with your mom right there? and if you werent naked how did you burn your penis?

NeonBubblez 6

He was probably wearing boxers... And they are pretty thin...

.. Hot coffee can still burn you through clothes you fucking retards.

your moms gott good aim lol