FML : Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off...

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Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Benji - / Wednesday 20 May 2009 19:53 / United Kingdom

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By the_boss_fml | 0

#215934 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:09

its not like youll need to be using it, if you still live with your mom

By Peanu_theGreat | 0

#215930 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:08

... You were naked?

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By pwnrzero | 0

#215918 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:06

fyl

MeowingKat | 0

#2673483 - Monday 13 June 2011 08:56

at least you got a mars bar?

By Will09 | 0

#215923 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:07

PENIS BURN

By Peanu_theGreat | 0

#215930 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:08

... You were naked?

todo350 | 0

#1047387 - Monday 28 June 2010 08:39

i was just thinking that :s

020266t | 5

#1778536 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 12:38

bitch I would have called the cops and said she threw the coffee. plus there's proof...

Tracy_Evans | 2

#2551310 - Monday 23 May 2011 06:28

"bare legs". Were you only wearing a speedo/briefs or something?

heyitsyourmother | 3

#2638764 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 08:45

^ SPEEDO!

HBoks | 7

#2799877 - Friday 1 July 2011 07:41

it probably went through his pantss!

By the_boss_fml | 0

#215934 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:09

its not like youll need to be using it, if you still live with your mom

izzy1505 | 0

#1801341 - Monday 6 December 2010 08:44

lmao so right

Sweej | 1

#3065507 - Monday 8 August 2011 06:48

WIN

bonbon1559 | 15

#6501078 - Monday 4 January 2016 07:34

Buuurn (Puntended)

By Will09 | 0

#215937 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:10

wait where were ur pants like did the coffee like penetrate or something

By choppedNskrewed | 0

#215942 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:10

4 FTW hah. FYL though.

By pinkdinosaur64 | 0

#215944 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:10

lol, #4. and why would you be naked with your mom right there? and if you werent naked how did you burn your penis?

NeonBubblez | 6

#3363185 - Thursday 29 September 2011 04:31

He was probably wearing boxers... And they are pretty thin...

By raged_fml | 0

#215954 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:12

OWNED BY MUM

By drkwlf | 0

#215958 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:13

.. Hot coffee can still burn you through clothes you fucking retards.

By nomorehope | 0

#215960 - Thursday 21 May 2009 02:13

your moms gott good aim lol

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