By Benji - 20/05/2009 19:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 542
You deserved it 7 497

Same thing different taste

Top comments

its not like youll need to be using it, if you still live with your mom

Peanu_theGreat 0


Peanu_theGreat 0
020266t 5

bitch I would have called the cops and said she threw the coffee. plus there's proof...

"bare legs". Were you only wearing a speedo/briefs or something?

heyitsyourmother 3

it probably went through his pantss!

Emma Marshall 19

Cuz coffee doesn't go through clothing or anything

wait where were ur pants like did the coffee like penetrate or something

choppedNskrewed 0
pinkdinosaur64 0

lol, #4. and why would you be naked with your mom right there? and if you werent naked how did you burn your penis?

NeonBubblez 6

He was probably wearing boxers... And they are pretty thin...

.. Hot coffee can still burn you through clothes you ******* retards.