Kids: Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy...

By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2020 13:58

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lawls79 14

Monday 22 October 2012 22:37

He was thinkin with the small head...

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Innovation. He's going places.

Comments

dabeast15 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:19

Holy shit! That kid has some ******* balls!!

samasara 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:23

"Moooom. You told me I needed to start using my head more!"

SuperAsianSwag 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:27

That is a win for sure.

Sitaaboo 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:32

Lol I would have a hard time punishing him myself lol that's classic

0RedPenguin0 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:42

129 - They know what his penis looks like? I don't know about your school, but mine never ID'd kids' penises

wubbazugg 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:45

This..... This is ******* EPIC!

fienx 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:45

As a mom I'd be mortified. As a young, immature adult I give him kudos for how hilarious that is.

xSalashawty 30

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:48

Kids will be kids.. :P Use this story as something to embarrass him in the future

moonbane 9

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:50

Someone give this child a gold medal!

gauthiermason 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:51

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