Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
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Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
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lawls79 14
He was thinkin with the small head...
Welshite 39
Innovation. He's going places.
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Demonfish 14
7- never underestimate the value of balls.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I just couldn't help but laugh! I'd be the type of friend who would bake him a penis shaped cake and personally deliver It to him for pulling this off! Haha
kimbliee 4
lol
LogicalMembrane 3
I'm wondering how they figured it out. Maybe they had a lineup.
zingline89 18
Kids who do these kind of things can't wait to tell all their friends that they did it
upsidedownfrownn 5
I'm wondering the same thing
SortOfSexy 4
At least he's creative.
Spectre529 12
Well that's a different way of saying using ones head
MakeTodayADTR 20
At least he's being helpful. :P
RubenTheGreek 8
I wish he had managed to pull it off before being caught, would be hilarious.
Axipiter 24
If he had've pulled it off, it would've made a mess all over the photocopier.
LetThereBeFMLs 10
When you don't have a compass, your phallus will lead the way!
X_Codes 11
If only your son could get paid for trolling...