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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By mother to be - 04/08/2014 13:20 - United States

Today, while talking to my sister, I explained to her that the reason I hope I end up having a girl is I want my daughter to love me the way I "used" to love my own mother. I didn't mean to say it in the past tense. My sister told my mom. She's planning my baby shower. FML

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By jigglepuff - 09/02/2014 17:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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By the un-loved child - 28/07/2013 22:34 - United States - Salida

Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML

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By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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IBleedArbor 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 3:16

yeah. my mom called me a surprise. another word for mistake.

LaDiablo 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:18

Pffft, most babies are mistakes :P

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IBleedArbor 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 3:16

yeah. my mom called me a surprise. another word for mistake.

Thegingerninja 5

Monday 28 May 2012 18:25

Same here

KBurns207 17

Thursday 18 July 2013 20:33

I'd say half of us if not more were "surprises" or "mistakes". Shit happens it's not like our parents don't love us just because we weren't "planned".

CarlosDanger 12

Thursday 23 October 2014 22:58

You are idiotic.

Lou_Briccant 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:55

My mom blames me for her alkeyhol problem, so it's all good.

InfamousRaider 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:03

That was uncalled for.

Cecona 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:23

I dont think this is a FML. There are a lot of babies that are 'mistakes' or 'accidents'. I was...and so was my sister kind of. My mom was convinced she couldn't have children since she had an irregular period and had a miscarriage. But then she had my sister. and 16 months later I was born. just because you werent planned doesnt mean you arent loved.

kt20 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:08

My father has also admitted I was a "surprise." In fact, I'm the reason they got married (at least the reason for the timing...). He said "You were not a mistake, I was thrilled." Both my parents were also surprises and both my grandparents will say that they couldn't live without them. There's no problem here. =)

LaDiablo 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:18

Pffft, most babies are mistakes :P

anonymousprime 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:19

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serendipity

resawins 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:32

hahaha my mom did the same thing!! me: "mom was i a mistake?" mom: "no... we love you...!"

Funnyhehe 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:34

Would you rather have she had an abortion? Our son was unplanned and my wife even wanted an abortion, today we can't spend a day without him around us. So stop whining.

greeneggsnsam 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:41

number 20 read my mind :)

Stevo6 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:48

at least tht means you were a good mistake

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