Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football...

By JLoistheBomb - 11/2/2009 00:01 - United States

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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By MCart_fml | 0

#1172 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:40

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

By FMLhilar | 0

#1170 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:35

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

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By FMLhilar | 0

#1170 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:35

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

Hunthas | 17

#988368 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 22:58

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

mgfootball | 0

#1038113 - Monday 21 June 2010 15:45

at least your not in the longest yard

ZTB13 | 4

#1645845 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 21:06

I think I've seen thus movie.... Doesn't end well for you pal.... :(

By MCart_fml | 0

#1172 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:40

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

writergirl69 | 0

#1935658 - Friday 7 January 2011 1:09

Oh Jesus, I'm so glad I'm a girl and don't have to worry about this shit

xNephilim | 18

#3416936 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 7:44

Wipe more than twice and you're playing with yourself.
My friend always used to say that to me before I went to the restroom, haha.

By BryanAU | 0

#1178 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:58

jesus christ...

By wheresdanet | 0

#1179 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:58

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. That is quality

By greenman_fml | 0

#1185 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:21

there is so much wrong with you. first, why swing your dick around? second, how does one get a boner from swinging a dick around? third, if you feel yourself getting a boner, why not stop whatever is inducing that boner? i just don't get it

By happygolucky | 0

#1194 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:57

hahhahhahahaha sucks for you, definitely.

By bradley5055 | 0

#1201 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 3:11

lol wow that really sucks to be u

By peacock_mina19 | 0

#1304 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 13:32

Nice.
Sorry but is def. your problem for doing that in a public place.

By mylifesuck1123 | 0

#1316 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 15:43

by far the funniest thing ive seen. cant say you dont deserve it tho

By borba72 | 0

#1325 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 16:40

Just try not to rub your hard dick into someone's butt.