By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
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MCart_fml 0

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

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FMLhilar 0

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

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FMLhilar 0

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

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Hunthas 17

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

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ZTB13 4

I think I've seen thus movie.... Doesn't end well for you pal.... :(

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MCart_fml 0

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

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writergirl69 0

Oh Jesus, I'm so glad I'm a girl and don't have to worry about this shit

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xNephilim 18

Wipe more than twice and you're playing with yourself. My friend always used to say that to me before I went to the restroom, haha.

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greenman_fml 0

there is so much wrong with you. first, why swing your dick around? second, how does one get a boner from swinging a dick around? third, if you feel yourself getting a boner, why not stop whatever is inducing that boner? i just don't get it

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peacock_mina19 0

Nice. Sorry but is def. your problem for doing that in a public place.

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mylifesuck1123 0

by far the funniest thing ive seen. cant say you dont deserve it tho

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borba72 0

Just try not to rub your hard dick into someone's butt.

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