By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 607
You deserved it 75 866

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Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

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hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

at least your not in the longest yard

I think I've seen thus movie.... Doesn't end well for you pal.... :(

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

Oh Jesus, I'm so glad I'm a girl and don't have to worry about this shit

Wipe more than twice and you're playing with yourself. My friend always used to say that to me before I went to the restroom, haha.

jesus christ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. That is quality

there is so much wrong with you. first, why swing your dick around? second, how does one get a boner from swinging a dick around? third, if you feel yourself getting a boner, why not stop whatever is inducing that boner? i just don't get it

hahhahhahahaha sucks for you, definitely.

lol wow that really sucks to be u

Nice. Sorry but is def. your problem for doing that in a public place.

by far the funniest thing ive seen. cant say you dont deserve it tho

Just try not to rub your hard dick into someone's butt.