FML : Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone....

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JLoistheBomb - / Wednesday 11 February 2009 00:01 / United States

Intimacy

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By MCart_fml | 0

#1172 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 01:40

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

By FMLhilar | 0

#1170 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 01:35

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

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By FMLhilar | 0

#1170 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 01:35

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

Hunthas | 17

#988368 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 10:58

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

mgfootball | 0

#1038113 - Monday 21 June 2010 03:45

at least your not in the longest yard

ZTB13 | 4

#1645845 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 09:06

I think I've seen thus movie.... Doesn't end well for you pal.... :(

By MCart_fml | 0

#1172 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 01:40

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

writergirl69 | 0

#1935658 - Friday 7 January 2011 01:09

Oh Jesus, I'm so glad I'm a girl and don't have to worry about this shit

xNephilim | 18

#3416936 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 07:44

Wipe more than twice and you're playing with yourself. My friend always used to say that to me before I went to the restroom, haha.

By BryanAU | 0

#1178 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 01:58

jesus christ...

By wheresdanet | 0

#1179 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 01:58

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. That is quality

By greenman_fml | 0

#1185 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 02:21

there is so much wrong with you. first, why swing your dick around? second, how does one get a boner from swinging a dick around? third, if you feel yourself getting a boner, why not stop whatever is inducing that boner? i just don't get it